"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

OOC: Noooo but how do you explain the fact that Mother holds all of Ron's magical abilities via his crystal and therefore knows what he is up to because she has a part of him in her.

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: Yeah, well...she'll find out when he's in range )

Father: *waves flag of truce* Oy! Mother!

 

[Erine81981]

In the Jungle.......

Alright men. It's time to scout around and see if those dirty pirates have came to the iland yet.

Biggy: Who died and made you captain?

No one did...i hope not. I just thought i would take charge. I am the one who got us into this mess and i'm going to get us out of it.

Yakky: *leans over to Biggy and whispers* Kill us more likely.

Biggy: *cracks a smile*

Yakky: *grabs Jena out of the babypin and puts everything away* We're ready.

Alright. Let's go.

 

[The Count]

Adam: Not find out about what Ron's up to? Says that old wet tea bag. *Turns on psi-net tracker machine and automatically finds Ron on the map.
Black Cat to Mother Wolf... Saltwater 1's on his way to the take-out center, better hurry and get the egg rolls Sis.

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: *falls off chair laughing!*)

Mrs Moppet Senior: *through fog horn* WOMAN! Turn around yer boat and we'll slive ye limb from limb!

Father: *snatches foghorn* MOTHER! I still love you!

Hevej: *snatches foghorn* HOW long till RON gets HERE?

Father: *snatches fog horn* THAT was the SECRET plan and you just SHOUTED it through the FOGHORN.

Mrs Moppet Senior: *snatches foghorn* Fools!

Father: *snatches foghorn* MOTHER! Forget what I said just now.

 

[The Count]

The Reunion's crew...

*Hearing Mrs. Moppet Sr.'s first remark... Well, that's not much incentive to honor their request.
*Hearing Bo's comment... Please, we already knew about that plan boy-o, and that's why it'll never work.
*Hearing Mrs. Moppet Sr.'s last remark: Yes, you certainly are.

*The Reunion speeds along its course, off to find the Golden Dragon, leaving Bo marooned on the isle of Macaroon.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *wakes up on the beach* *yawns* Morning Kyle, morning yak, morning sasqua- ...Kyle, yak, sasquatch? I've been ditched! By the boy-next-door and his pet yak and sasquatch! *mutters* *spies Ron in the distance* Hey, buddy, wait up!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Well at least he aknowledged that it was a plan in theory...

Mrs Moppet Senior: What next, do we chop your pirate friend up and use his body fat as a floatation device?

Hevej: Aye resent that remark!

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Elsewhere on the beach...

Ron: *spies Jack* Just what I need...a scapegoat. *calls out* Quick, boy, there's no time to lose. I came inland for water supplies. We'll head back to my little boat and I'll explain what's going down.

 

[The Count]

*Prairie dogs sneak onboard Ron's ship, ready to perform whatever mischief they are wont to do to thwart Bo's stupid plans.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *following Ron, sneakily* This could be interesting. I swear I've seen that guy somewhere before. Where, I'm not sure, but I know I've seen him.