"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Erine81981]

Flying/monkey/yak: *grabs Biggy before he lands*

Biggy/Lion: Great catch. But aren't i a little to heavy?

Flying/monkey/yak: Oh yea.

Both fall to the street and land with a thud

Biggy/Lion: *gets up really fast* Did you get the licenses of that truck? *falls back down*

Flying/monkey/yak: I know i did. *head falls back*

 

[The Count]

*Upstairs in the attic... OK, I gotta read for classes today... Then I'm going over to Fran's Flowers and see if they can help pick out some flowers for me to give to... And I'm meeting with Shelly to go over that poem I'm writing for... Sure hope it scores me some points.
*Goes downstairs to the bathroom to get bathed and dressed before leaving for class and a-courtin'.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*still on yellow brick road*

DanDan: Hmmm....shall we go right or left?

Fem: There is no right or left, there's only straight ahead

DanDan: Yeah but after we turn this corner...

Fem: WHAT CORNER??

DanDan: We'll come to a fork in the road...

Fem: WHAT FORK?

DanDan: And then we'll be there

Fem: WHERE? Where will we be? Actually, I'll tell you. Nowhere. Because the place you are describing does! not! exist!!!!!

DanDan: Gee, Fem, no need to rain on my parade. Hmmmm....now shall we turn this corner or go right...?

Fem: I give up

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: so, cup of tea anyone?

Drue: Peeps, where are we now?

PeaPea: Quite honestly, Drue, I haven't the foggiest.

Drue: Well, in that case, I'll have some Earl Gray.

 

[The Count]

*Stagehand reminds PeaPea they're at the emerald stronghold... Meanwhile another of the lumbering forestal denizens lugs DanDanothy and Fem Toto back to the scene at hand.
Director: No, it's OK... Let those two roam free in the forest for now. Just keep an eye on them and bring them in when it's their turn to see the wizardly fellow. Where'd that Tin Jack get off to? Honestly, that boy's looking to get his comuffins muffined if he doesn't show up for his scene at the magic man's parlor.

 

[The Count]

*OOC: Prawny!! Step up, we're waiting on either you or Kyle (Scarecrow Boy) to keep the current storyline going.
That is all. Please post or face the long arm of the law... Otherwise known as Gonzo the Great.
*Hee, reference to the Jhn Cleese TMS episode.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *wandering through Oz* *I think* Oomf, I can't believe Don Cannoli signed that stupid contract... Look at me! I'm basically welded into this suit! *trips over log* AND I'm lost! *on the ground* And now I can't get up! Heeeeelp!

 

[christyb]

*Mother and Vanessa looking out the back windows into Oz/backyard*

Mother: *hands Vanessa the popcorn bowl* Popcorn?

Vanessa: Why not? *begins munching* Does this kind of thing always happen around here?

Mother: You haven't been around when I cook seafood have you?

Vanessa: No what happens.

Mother: People switch bodies.

Vanessa: People who da wha?

Mother: I'll have to cook lobster when everyone gets home. They look like they need a Dorothy of sorts.

Vanessa: You wouldn't dare...

Nicky: She won't I will. *Picks up Vanessa and throws her out the back door*

Vanessa: *stands up dressed in a little too short and a wee bit tight blue gingham dress and white apron, ruby heels adorn her feet* Why didn't someone tell me the woman had a twin!

Mother: *laughing handing Nicky the bowl* Now this is entertainment...popcorn?

Nicky: *sits on a stool that appears from no where* Don't mind if I do.

 

[The Count]

Director, throwing hands up in the air: This is ludicrous! Get that extra out of here, we already have a DanDanothy!
*The stagehands elegantly escort Vanessa back into the Moppets' house, where upon crossing the threshold her clothes revert back to normal fare.

Now pick up the sardine in the tin can and get him to the wizard's parlor... We need to get this clunker rolling again.
*Lumbring forest dweller drags Jack up off of the ground and sets him upright in the wizard's parlor in the emerald edifice.
Director: OK Jack... Head into the private room so we can film your scene.

 

[christyb]

Nicky: That director isn't much for us torturing that poor girl is he?

Mother: Too bad she's stuck out there. *points to door which has magically been frozen shut trapping Vanessa out there*

Nicky: He'll just have to figure out what to do with her.

Mother: Dorothy could have a twin. There's always a munchkin....wizard...endless possibilties.