"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Vanessa: *raises an eyebrow, sarcastically* I dunno..you look good in tin.

Mother: You shouldn't have said that.

Vanessa: Why?

Mother: You'll see.

 

[The Count]

*Annoyed with Jack... Would you just get out of here and back in character?!

*To Christy... Well, the thing is... *Hoping Vanessa won't hear him as he's still somewhat hy about the matter... I think I'm in love with that half-daughter of yours. But I'm... ergh... I don't know... if she'd love me too. Mrs. Christy, what should I do? *Small tear leaks down while his stalward look aspires to seek some hope from his glasses in Mrs. Christy's eyes.

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: If he has a character. *makes herself a cup of coffee*

Mother: Well technically she's not my daughter...well she's my step-daughter of sorts and we barely get along. All I can say is you could try woo-ing her...better than Jack over there. Flowers candy ya know? Things that Moppet used to do to me before...well...a long time ago.

 

[The Count]

Oh... I sort of get it. But in the time you've come to have her in this crazy mixed-up family... Hasn't she confided in you some little details about the things she may sort of like? Anything you can tell me would be a great help Mrs. Christy.

*Outside... Director: Where's that Tin Man... Jack! What are you doing out of costume?!? Get that armor back on you weirdo! We have to start shooting the emerald chatteau scenes!

 

[christyb]

Mother: You mean between the bickering and remarks toward her mother and that ding dong I'm married too? She's Italian and a girl. Roses, sweet poems, being nice to her. Chilvary...that kind of thing. Sheesh you men are dense.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *throws off tin* That's it! I QUIT! This is SO not in my contract.

 

[The Count]

Mmm, OK then. Thanks for the advice. Just thought that since OOC: you control Vanessa since she's your new character Sis (*end OOC)...

Director: Check that contract Jackie... You'll see Don Conoli assigned your name and his when he had you give out your name to this little production. Now get that tin back on or face the consequences!
Oy, the pains of dealing with difficult actors...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *rereads contract* ...Fine... *puts tin back on* *ow*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *in jail* So, anyone got any bright ideas? Or shall we just scream and scream and scream until the boom-mics explode, thus creating a chain reaction through the poles, cameras and electricity, making another explosion that would take out the roof and a rainbow could fall in and we could sing, Somewhere Over the Rainbow and this shenanigan can be over? On the other hand, the rights for that song would put the director's budget right out of business so-*pauses* That's it! We'll bancrupt him by singing!

 

[Erine81981]

Scarecrow Boy: Sounds fine to me. You?

Biggy/Lion: Sure. Hope Yakky doing alright.

Scarecrow Boy: What shall we sing?

Somewhere over in the forest of "Little Troll people"............

Flying/monkey/yak: *sitting on an old tree stump* Wonder what Kyle and Biggy are doing? *thinks a little more* Whatever happened to Jack?

Yakky walks out of the forest of singing little people and head back down the yellow brink road to find Jack.