"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

*the door bursts open and Jack stands in the doorway wet*

Jack: Bo Moppet. I watied in Virginia for you. On a train. Without food. Which I had to steal. Without a car. Which I had to steal to get back. And without a girlfriend! Which I didn't steal. Because I couldn't steal the heart of anyone. ...I miss Mairin. ...Do I smell cabbage?

 

[The Count]

Ice cold tea sloshes Bo once again. If you keep your eye on nothing, you're liable to miss everything Father Moppet.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *shakes collar dry* Darn that infernal tea-misfunction...Well hullo Jack. *wrings shirt sleeves above a glass* Care for some iced tea?

 

[Erine81981]

In the Moppet's living room......

*watching TV* Wuuuu doggie! Twhat we did last year twas nothin'.

Biggy: Yep. What we watchin'?

Yakky: Tant nothin'. *sips on some soda*

Biggy: Whats with tare talkin'?

Yakky: Tant nothin'.

Biggy: *spits into a spitune* Tie see.

We all relax and watch some more TV

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Get them cowboy hats off and boots off the furniture, or I'll be cracking the whip around here and making ye do housework! *aside* I'm just kidding. There's a neat old hobbyhorse in the attic if you really wanna pull off a cowboy look. And for some good stomping sound effects, bang a couple of coconuts together.

 

[Erine81981]

Tanks Mister Moppet. Come on cowpolke. Up to there attic!

Biggy: We uh coming.

Yakky: Yeahaw!

We all run up to the attic to find some of the Moppet's old Cowboy stuff

 

[The Count]

*In weird questioning voice: Cokee-nuts?

*Free Mop Fam shirt to whoever identifies the reference there above, hint, it's from a British comedy movie.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *hums* Oh, I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts...*lifts up some bowls, and lays them on the table with some spoons* Breakfast anyone? Jack, you're always hungry, right?

 

[Erine81981]

I know we are. Aren't we?

Biggy: I know I's am.

Yakky: Are ya'll ever going to stop with the cow talking?

Biggy: Not tif wiff havin' fun.

You gots that right Billy.

Yakky: Who's Billy?

Biggy: *normal voice* We've come up with names for ourself. I'm Big Billy.

And I is little Ted. Whoooo doggie! *takes off cowboy hat and throws in the air*

Yakky: For goodness sake.

 

[The Count]

Noonie noonie noo...