"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Queen of...I have to find a way to right these wrongs...which reminds me, I must write to the Wongs when I get back to the real world, it's been a long time since I sent a Christmas card to China.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: CHINA?? I OWN THAT COUNTRY!! Well I did until I unfortunately had it destroyed to make room for a SUPER-MALL!!

Fem: Don't even ask what happened to France...

*camera pans over to an entirely deserted Euro DanDan World*

DanDan: Anyway sir, since you brought up my favourite Supermall, how can we help you?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I'm looking for...my family...the Moppets or the Coles? Do you know them? And, er, is Britian safe under your rule? Oh, that was a stupid question.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Britain?? BRITAIN?? I changed it's name to "Bears, roosters, intellectuals, teeth and igloos- not welcome." We shortened it to B.R.I.T.A.I.N.W. though. Which is pronounced Britain. So anyway, Moppet? Moppet....? Hmmm.....aren't they those little chocolate sweets?

 

[The Count]

*Entering clad in blackest robes, accented with crimson swirls around the sleevecuffs and hems of the robe, scythe/walking staff in hand.
Sorry I'm late... Those other ghosts just wouldn't stop arguing.

*In graveous voice: Father Moppet... Come if you wish to survey the future in which you were never born. The visages before you will assault your senses. The scenes you witness will chill you to your very heart. Eh, it's voise than you think.
The ominous Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come But Never to Be guides Beauregard Parker Moppet out of DanDan's parlor, steering Father off to what will most undoubtedly be his ruination.

 

[Erine81981]

Biggy Angle: *plops out of thin air onto the ground* Ow! Where in the world are we now?

Yakky Ghost: Anywhere but where we were. *looks around to see Father and the Ghost Of Yet To Come* Where are we anyways?

Biggy Angle: This place looks famliar.

Yakky Ghost: You know. I think I've seen this place before.

 

[The Count]

To Biggy and Yakey: Shush, this is my scene.

Before Beauregard stands the dilapidated remains of what once used to be the Moppets' happy home, obscured by the sulfurous smoke cloaking the laboratory next door.

This is what has come to be Parker Moppet... Enter and lay your eyes upon Jana Moppet, the last remaining member of her blood... Wracked with the pains of knowing her mother met with a most traumatic premature end.

 

[Erine81981]

Yakky & Biggy: *looking at what has happened* Whoa!

 

[The Count]

Nodding in slow assent with fellow ghosts. We have more stops to make along this tormented trevail Beauregard Moppet... So tread carefully.
Each step... Might be... Your last.

 

[Erine81981]

Yakky Ghost: Sorry I'm already dead.

Biggy Angle: What about me?

Yakky Ghost: Why would it matter. Your an angle. You can fly.

Biggy Angle: Oh yea. I forgot. *goofy laugh*