"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Lucy]

Drue: Oh my....*puts on war helmet* here we go.

*PeaPea sits, says and does nothing*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh dear PeaPea please don't give me that look. Listen, I'm A Celebrity's on in a minute, we could just sit and watch that. I know how you like that Myleene Klass. Now, make room for a slim one! *sits down* Oh dear, PeaPea, is that a wet spot on the sofa, did you spill something? *stands up* Oh dear....*stares at a very flat Drue*...erm...PeaPea, why don't you go in the kitchen for a moment...

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Okay, come along then, Drue......

Drue?

Drue: ....

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*scoops Drue up in hands*
*puts hands behind back*

PeaPea, Drue and I need to have a quick chat about...your birthday present! I saw this gorgeous mop in the Argos catalogue you'd simply adore. Do excuse us *sprints upstairs to bathroom before PeaPea sees Drue*

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Well, that was strange. Even more strange than this microscopic dot of limescale on the kitchen tap...

WHAT?!?! Hand me the Cillit Bang right now!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*meanwhile...in the bathroom*

Oh my god I think I killed Drue. Deep breaths DanDan, remember what Madonna said in her documentary...

At least my cage is filled with light

Wait a minute...that quote is entirely irrelevant. Still, that was a good documentary...Drue? DRUE??

 

[Lucy]

Drue: ...In the cupboard under the stairs. There's a spare Grape-Juice carton. Inject me with it...it's my only chance...I must stay alive...for PeaPea..it would kill her if I died...

*Meanwhile in the kitchen*

PeaPea: Darn you infernal limescale!!!!!!!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

What's that Drue? Face-juice?? What is that?? I can't hear you over the sound of my iPod which I've just noticed I've had in for days on end! Stupid NME! Drue! What??

 

[Lucy]

Drue: GRAPE-Juice. Please, don't get the raison juice, I don't ever want to go back down that road again...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Grape juice, got it.

*hurries down stairs*

Oh my oh my oh my oh my. *opens cupboard under stairs, it is totally dark and there are shelves and shelves galore*

PEAPEA! Where abouts do we keep the extra grape juce in case of emergency?