"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Lucy]

PeaPea: *oblivious* Next to the raison juice...

*holding grenade*

Mwah ha....this for you limescale, this for you....

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*notices labels are all in german*

*hears small whimper from bathroom*

Oh no, PeaPea why are all these drinks in german??? Drue needs...I mean I need grape juice and I don't know which is grape and which is raisin. *to self* Remember what Closer magazine told you about german.....oh wait it didn't tell me anything about german...but at least I know all about Charlotte Church's winter wardrobe now...

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Just pick one!!! I didn't know you were fond of grape juice anyway...

*EXPLOSION*

Oh...I appear to have no eyebrows. Ah, well. At least the limescale is gone.

*Pipes in the kitchen wall covered in limescale*

Hmm...I'll bet this never happened to Kim and Aggie.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh dear...well this carton is orange that must count for something...*runs up to bathroom*

 

[Lucy]

Drue: Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to enjoy this?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*half-way up stairs*
Wait a minute...this carton is covered in oranges! Oh forget it I'll just let Drue soak in the sink, that'll probably plump him up a bit. *hears sound of crash in kitchen* That'll be PeaPea falling asleep again. And by the time she wakes up Drue will be filled with juice once again and we can pretend this monstrous ordeal never happened....
*goes to watch I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here*

 

[The Count]

Seems there's nothing happening in town today.
*Keeps walking down the street.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *sits at kitchen table drinking tea, when a thought strikes* Ouch! *cough* Hey, I must say it's been a long time since I last popped into my current place of employ...I wonder if Suzan kept my desk warm for me? *leaves home, heading for Wilson's*

 

[Harvey Towers]

Meanwhile at the almost if not entirely fogotten Wilson’s …

*Mr Harvey is watching at the window as the tree containing Wilson’s shrinks back into the ground*

Oh, Autumn already?

*sticks hand out window and brings in a bird feeder*

That’s better… although I suppose my promotion to branch manager won’t last…

*looks out of the window again*

*sees Mr Moppet approaching Wilson’s*

*waves*

My, we are having some freak weather conditions these days…

 

[Erine81981]

*bird by the feeder* "You could say that again." *keeps eatting birdseed*

At the Moppet's house.........

*watching TV* There's nothing on.

Biggy: They have over 1,0000 channels on their satellite. What's not to watch?

I was just saying. There's nothing good on.

Yakky: *reading newspaper* (as always) *folds paper down* Why not go do something with ya'lls life. *goes back to reading*

Biggy: You do know your no fun to have around.

Yakky: Like I care.

Biggy: Well you should. What if we left you, then what?

Yakky: *folds paper back down* *smiles* *goes back to reading*

Biggy: I hate you.

Very harsh words there Biggy.

Biggy: He's hateful to me.

We all know that Yakky isn't a barrel of monkeys...even though that would be fun to see. *light bulb comes on* Oh I just had an idea. Why not get the twins to turn Yakky into a fun guy to be around.

Biggy: Ooooo sounds fun.

Yakky: I heard that.

Biggy and Me sneak off to find the twins