"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Oh, stop trembling Drue. Of course I wouldn't make tea from you...it would taste all....dried out and raison-y. And no one wants that. Here you go, Father, a nice cup of grape tea. Don't worry, I actually boiled the kettle for you this time. Who knew that having cold water in your tea gave you ingrown toenails? Not me! And from the looks of things, you weren't expecting it either...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *takes a sip* Oh, eeeew! Gross, gross, gross...what did you...is that why they call you Peapea???

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: I shall choose to ignore that comment. And no! That is actual TEA! I shall take it back to the shop immediately!

Drue: Er...PeaPea...?

PeaPea: Yes, Drue? What is it now Drue?

Drue: The shop you bought that from kinda closed down...thirty five years ago...

PeaPea: Oh my, that will never do! We shall have to take it to the Cillit Bang factory and have them clean the tea up, won't we?

Drue: Or go and skulk in the cupboard again...?

PeaPea: Will there be cleaning involved?

Drue: Of course.

PeaPea: Then what are we waiting for? Let's get cleaning...I mean skulking!!

 

[Erine81981]

I just love your tea Vic's dad.

Yakky: *from the window* Why am I outside again?

Biggy: Because we shead like cats.

Yakky: Hush up. Didn't need that comment.

Why else. It's back to they way we were. I'm my old self again. And you two have fur once again. There's one thing that puzzles me. Where did that robot get off to?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: *singing to self* Ho, ho, ho....a cleaner's life for meeee.

Drue: Please...no. Just...no.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*enters* PeaPea will you stop that infernal singing! I'm trying to read my NME! Hey have you read this, apparently "everything apart from what we tell you is *turns page* terrible!" Wow, how did I go my whole life without reading a magazine! *puts Kasabian on*

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: I'll only stop singing when you stop your rampage against NME and politics. Gosh...you really are becoming a NORMAL person.

Drue: Now that's scary....

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

PeaPea there's nothing wrong with a bit of normality every now and then. For example, before I would have gladly thrown this banana cream pie at your face. But instead I am going to set it down on the table here..*leans over and trips over Sneak magazine left on floor, throwing pie at PeaPea* Oh dear...I'll just...erm...I'll....*fetches cloth*

 

[Lucy]

Drue: Oh, DanDan...what have you done? You've unleashed the monster...

PeaPea: *steam coming out from ears and nostrils* You know how difficult it is to get banana cream pie out of my green hair!!!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh dear...erm.......PeaPea you just sit right there. I think there was something in Heat about washing pie out of your hair. Or Closer. Or Sneak. Or Cosmo Girl. Or was it FHM? Wait there, I'll go and get every magazine I own and then I'll just get some of this Head And Shoulder's "For Green Hair", oops I'm spilled some on the....*slips, knocking another pie over PeaPea. Lord knows why there was a pie there in the first place* Erm...sorry...erm...tea?