"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Vibs]

Viq: oh I'm...so...sorry Fem. You used to have a fellow foot?

Vibs: ... not sure I wanna know this...

Viq: Was it a he or a she?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: Oh Viq, it was a long time ago. Now run along and play. Now I have some dynamite in my bag, which I have left unattended, because i had to confiscate them from DanDan. Come to think of it I haven't seen her in several days. But that's besides the point, when I turn my back I don't want you to get up to mischief with this unattended dynamite...*turns back on dynamite to read newspaper*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... There is a dynamite...infront of us Vibs.

Vibs: I know. *puts lipstick on a barbie's head* uh, stupid big lipstick now she's all blushy and gross.

Viq: .... we shouldn't take the dynamite Vibs...

Vibs: ... we are not. *tries to wipe off the lipstick from the doll's face with her sleeve* arg, now my sleeve is red.

Viq: ... Vibs, be careful. You may not take the dynamite....

Vibs: ... I am not... stupid lipstick. Now I am all red. *snaps fingers* there we go. Now everything in this house is red, no one can see my sleeve is really filled with lipstick.

Viq: Do. not. touch. the... dynamite! *takes dynamite and lightens it* aargh!! Vibs!! I couldn't help it!! now what!!

 

[Erine81981]

In the dungon.......

(OOC: Vibs I have something for you read over. Need you to clear out your PM please)

Human Yakky: When are we going to get loose again.

Human Biggy: Zzzzzzz...zzzzzz.....zzzzz.......

Beastley Kyle: I would love some more of that clammy stuff.

Human Yakky: That stuff is gross. How can you stand it?

Beastley Kyle: Well since I'm not myself and I'm some beastley creature. Then I guess thats why.

Human Biggy: *talking sleep* Come on honey. Let's get down.

Beastley Kyle: What's wrong with him?

Human Yakky: Don't know and don't want to know.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*at chez Moppet*

*filling in crossword* 7 across.....8 letters.....explosive tube filled with gunpowder....hmmmmmm.....ends in "e"....hmmmm...I'll come back to that one.....6 down, 5 letters, capital city of France....*sniff* Do I smell burning?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: FEM, WE ARE ALL GOING TO EXPLODE!!

Vibs: FEM, YOU ARE OUR BABYSITTER YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!

Viq: WE HAVE ABOUT 10 SECONDS!!! AARARGH!! *is so out of control of body that he accidentally kicks fem across the room, first hitting one wall, then the other, then the frigde door and finally a glass of water on the kicthentable that falls and spills all of the water out so it hits the dynamite and the dynamite is out*

Twins: *blinks* - HOOOORAY FOR FEM!!!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*bounces off floor and lands in armchair where he was in the first place*

Fem: *totally unaware of what just happened* Are you twins playing nicely?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... I have the feeling that Fem landed in armchair where he was in the first place and is totally unaware of what just happened, Vibs...

Vibs: funny, me too. Well let's not tell him about the accident.

Viq: No... Oh and by the way Fem it's "Paris".

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: Ahhh very good. Hehehe, kids. 17 across....kitchen implement....5 letters....third letter "O". Hmmmmm.....*falls asleep in chair*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Aww a sleeping foot.

Vibs: ... gross.

Viq: ... Hey! Let's do something nice for him since he just saved our lives!

Vibs: Viq, I don't do nice things for others. But... what do you have in mind?

Viq: we could... put nailpolish on his nails!

Vibs: ... hm, yeah okay. You have any?

Viq: me? I am a 3 year old boy do I look like I have nailpolish?? ... I do, it's in my drawer. I'll get it...