"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Do you know where this is going?

Ron: I don't, but I can make some intelligent guesses that it's not going far if we don't get a move on becuase the guards will be back any moment.

Father: I'd get a move on, if I could move!

Ron: Keep your trousers on, Moppet...hard as that was for you to do at some point...

Father: *hears Mother and yells up* Can you access the coffee room from there? We're famished.

Ron: This really isn't the time.

Father: Well arn't you?

Ron: Yeah, Nicky, can you send down some muffins or something?

 

[christyb]

Mother: *barks and snarls in the hole* *turns her head as footsteps are heard outside the room where Mother is* Adam? What do you make of it?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*meanwhile back in the hole*

*blue glove is revealed revealing that indeed the hand was flesh-coloured all along*

 

[Beauregard]

Ron: *hears Mother* Adam? Hey, Nik, is Adam up there?

Moppet: Let's not drag him into this...

Ron: Oh it's visa versa I assure you. *shouts* Adam! It's Ron! Remember? From school...when I ran off to see with your sister. Think you could give us a hand?

Moppet: *glares*

Ron: *rolls eyes* Save it.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*hand grabs Father and pulls him down hole*

DanDan: It's me! You like my new flesh-coloured gloves? They go perfectly with my new edible lipstick. Which isn't technically edible but when's that ever stopped me?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *is yanked from manicals down a hole* Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaah!

Ron: *jumps down hole* Nice scream you have there Mop. Your brother surprised you or what?

Father: Huh? Oh, no, I thought I saw a rat, but I didn't so...Dandan, great to see you and *rubs ancles* I think your flesh-coloured gloves were once black and had bleech on them or something because ouch, eating my skin away...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

No time for ankle-rubbing, dear brother. Although it is one of my personal favourite past-times. We have to get you out of this jail! Look I dug this tunnel for you with a table spoon. Unfortunately, I thought it would be a hoot to make it slightly maze-like....and now I can't remember which way we need to go.....

 

[christyb]

Mother (in wolf form): *crouches ready to pounce upon the first being to step foot inside the door* *rolls eyes at the scream* Always told him he screamed like a girl.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Left.
Ron: *same time* Right.

Father: No way. Left is always right.

Ron: Right, right, right.

Father: Three rights, that's left anyway.

Ron: *grrr* When this conversation is over you'll be lucky to be left.

Father: *pause* Was that menace? Becuase we agreed to save that for later, right?

Ron: Right. I agree. *takes the right hand path*

Father: Smug son of a...dead thing...*takes the left hand path* Dandan, you coming or what?

(OOC: I'd like for Father and Ron to stay free for a while, if they can, I won't mess with the magic plot, I'll just have them running around getting lost underground or something)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh dear, if only I'd taken a compass with me. But Fem wanted it for some sort of activity. Which of course means I told him he couldn't have it and swallowed it to make sure he wouldn't get it...