"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Vibs]

Viq: Fem c'mon it's not that hard you just need to squeesh yourself a little bit. And sssh if DanDAn wakes up I'm doomed. What? So are you? Well,you live with DAnDan you're doomed all the time.

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Little boy: ... So you turned the money into puppies huh? That's so cool, I wanna do that!

Vibs: Well, I suppose that's pretty impossible you are after all not as special as me.

Little boy: Oh I'm not?

Vibs: Of course not. You must face it there are normal dull boring people, like you, and there are magic special powerfull people, like me.

Little boy: Oh. I always believed that everyone is equal and has the same rights as each other and that the world would be a better place if everybody respected and accepted each other.

Vibs: *laughs* yeah that was funny.

Little boy: ... So what's your name?

Vibs: Vibs Moppet.

Little boy: I'm Peter.

Vibs: Hi Peter. *shakes his hand*

Peter: So you think anyone is gonna pick us up?

Vibs: Yeah of course.

Peter: But all the stores have closed.

Vibs: ... And the problem is exactly.. what?

Peter: The stores have closed.

Vibs: No they haven't. Especially not the GIANT TOY STORE over there! *snaps fingers*

Peter: wau you're a genious!

Vibs: I can't help it.

*both run over to the store*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *arrives home and goes in search of weapons, passing a mirror*

Moppet: *from mirror* Need a hand?

Father: No, no, I need...something like a flamethrower.

Moppet: Hmm...hot pepper source?

Father: Might work.

Moppet: Why do you want it?

Father: I have an in-law to hunt...*opens sock drawer to find hot pepper source...it's there, naturally...*

 

[The Count]

He's the one who's mad?!? He's the one's who's mad?!?
That's it! Now he's done it! We're no longer on speaking terms for the time being.
Haven't been this angry since that time DanDan came after my kittens.

*Hands in record detailing every incident and infraction of magical use by the Moppet side of the family to Headmistress, adding a request to bind/strip the twins of their powers, and now Vibs and Viq have none.
Sis will have to have a serious talking-to with that Bo of hers when she gets back... Unless he comes to apologize and rectify matters, I'm not having Bo over here at all.
*Invokes protection spells over the house to repel Bo's attempts to attack, and renders Cole family invisible and inaudible to Bo. This can only be undone by something truly out of Bo's soul when he's ready to apologize after talking with Christy.

*Muttering... He's the one's who's mad...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*back at DanDan's*
*under the couch*
Fem: HELLO?? I'M GETTING PRETTY HUNGRY UNDER HERE!! FOOT UNDER THE COUCH!!! HELLO?? ANYONE?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Fem, would you stop shouting and pay attention to the fact that I am trying to save you!! OKay can you sorta push yourself out from the couch just a few inches and I can get hold on your.. eh, toe.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: DanDan??? Is that you?? I'm not falling for that one again, you just want to eat me like you did with that other pet. Poor Fluffy...didn't even see you coming...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Fem Taeer it's me Viq Moppet. Now stop shouting DanDan is gonna wake up and then we'll be in real danger...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: DanDan, you've tried this before, remember? The time I fell in the washing machine you told me you were Jack Bandit, and the next thing I know you were trying to eat me!! I'm staying put until the emergency services come? YOU HEAR ME???

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Frowns* Oh well I am just trying to help you out Fem. I know what it's like in DanDan's stomach, I have been there three times, partying with that crew on the ship down there. It's terrible. But you gotta trust me! What can I do to prove I am me?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: If you were really Viq you would just use MAGIC!!