"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *in shop* *to sale clerk* Hi, sorry, did you happen to say that my daughter was kidnapping someone?

 

[Vibs]

Lady: Yes sir, no eh your daughter? you mean the little girl with 3 bunches who's over there trying on one of our finest hats, then putting it down into the young man's rucksack? ... wait.. HOLD IT!!

Vibs: Uh ooh, we're outta here! *takes jack's arm and runs outta store*

Lady: Stop them!! Hold it!! Hello!!... *thinks*... did you say you were the father of the little girl? Then you must be the father of both I suppose! I suggest you pay for that hat before you go or you're gonna be in trouble mister!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Oh, I don't think...*checks pockets* I was just browsing, you see...I didn't bring any money and...oh did you say three bunches? My daughter only had two bunches. *embrassed smile* Two lovery bunches of fancy soft golden hair with these cute little ribbons tied in delicate bows. Erm...*gulp*...I must off, I am late for an appointment with...the hair dresser. My daughter wants one of her bunches off, you see, just one...it's the new fashion...you know, kids these days, always wanting to be fashionable...

 

[Vibs]

Lady: ... wait!! you!... Ooh... *mutters*

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Vibs: wau, I love this hat Jack, I... eh.. Jack? *realises she is alone in a big mall filled with strangers* ... *sob* Jack? *lips shaking* Daddy?

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Viq: Fem, you can do it! Just stick inthere and I will find a way to get you out. But sssh, we don't wanna wake up DanDan...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *drives away from the mall and stops outside...* *insert dramatic music moment here* *...Wilson's workplace* Wow, this place sure hasn't changed much...except for the entire remodeling of the left side and the new roof and the painted front door and the fixed windows and the addition of a staff-room and the re-paved drive. Strange how places you know just never change...*walks in through painted front door* Wow, the handle didn't fall off. Someone's been busy investing in us...*finds note on desk*

"Bonka's Builders and Sons (and politically correct daughters), please find enclosed a list of modifications made on your building. And a bill. That is all. Signed, Bonkas."

Father: ...what the...

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: *still at mall* ... *sniff*

Random old lady: Hello little friend, why are you crying?

Vibs: I can't find my daddy or my jack or anyone I know. *sobs*

Old lady: Aww little girl, I'm sure you're gonna find them somehow. Bye.*walks away*

Vibs: ....!! Hey?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME UP AND CALL MY PARENTS WHILE YOU WERE BUYING ME ICECREAM!!... *sniffs again*

Random little boy: *points fingers at Vibs* YOU ARE CRYING! haha!

Vibs: ... *frowns* you better watch it, I have magic skills little pal.

little boy: yeah right. *sits* I'm lost too anyway.

Vibs: Oh yeah?

little boy: yes, parents now a days. They said "Just stay there and we'll be back in two minutes" and then I wandered off and then they were gone. Can you believe it?

Vibs: It's disasterous.

Little boy: I know.

Vibs: My dad didn't pay for a hat I just stole.

Little boy: NO?! That's aweful. My mum got mad at me for letting my pets sleep in her bed.

Vibs: What kinda pet?

Little boy: Worms. And you know all sort of bugs.

Vibs: How cruel of her.

Little boy: Yeah.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *opens drawers, cupboards, and hunts everywhere except on his desk and for any messages from management, finding none* That's curious...

Deep, spooky voice: Even curiouser, where are is the coffee?

Father: Good thinking...where is the coffee? And where is Suzan?

Deep, spooky voice: Try on your desk...

Father: Why would Suzan be on my desk?

Deep, spooky voice: Not Suzan you fool!

Father: Why would coffee be on my desk? Unless I spilt it, and I've not even been here for days...

Deep, spooky voice: Oh for Pete's sake there's a note on your desk!

Father: Oh, thanks. *finds* "Dear Moppet, etc, Wilson's has been taken over agressively. Suzan is being held captive, and so is the coffee, and the management. We need you to do our dirty work, or they will never be released. That is all. Man with spooky voice." - *mutters* Well...I don't even like coffee...

 

[The Count]

Oh... I see how it is... First you steal my thunder to proclaim your superiority of having 13000 posts. And then you take over my spooky disembodied voice patterns? Beauregard Parker Moppet, I always thought of us as friends, especially after you had the good sense to marry my sister. Or rather, she had the good sense to marry you. But this... This... It wounds me to the deep. You sir, can take care of your management's missing persons on your own. And I'll be having a serious talk with Headmistress Featheringill about binding the twins powers. Didn't say anything before, trusting that Sis would take care of it. But now the time has come to take action. You Beauregard Parker Moppet, for the time being, are no longer welcome for the time being at my home.
*Snaps fingers and disappears into the shadows, severing the link that Bo shared to the magical community. The only link he still has is the one limited exclusively to Christy herself, no more than that.

 

[Erine81981]

At the Moppet's house.....

That was good. Thanks sis. I enjoyed it. Sorry about everyone being scared of me. But hey. We got a free ice cream cone out of it. *coughs up a fire* Excuse me. Oh yea. I forgot about Biggy. *runs upstairs* Biggy? Biggy? Biiiiggieee? Where did he go? *thinks* Ohhh no! Someone has to help me! *runs through the house* Help! I need someone to turn me back into myself. HELP! *throws a blaket on myself*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *pauses* Mr Cole, if you have a problem with the legal patenting of "deep, spokey voice" please take it up with Wilson's Legal De-Park-Ment, the land of De Legal Playground. - Wait...*feels all conections sever* Mr Cole?! *frowns* This means...war.

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(OOC: In case that came across wrong, Father is mad and at war, I'm not mad at all)