"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

*lights come back up*

OOC: can we do that take again? I'm obviously British....

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Father: Oh, sorry about that...Viq, time for bed. Dear, we should get going - to find Vibs and get her mind out of the gutter.

 

[christyb]

OCC: Beau you are so dead.


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Mother: Uh huh.....how about this. Here's the car keys. You go find Vibs. I'll go track down the dragon. *Mother disappears*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *holding huge ring of keys* Nice...*heads out to car* Sure, just find Vibs...easy...tsk...*starts driving* As if I'm just going to stumble upon my daughter...*sees a 20-year-old-kid-in-slim-dress* *pulls over* Hey, excuse me? Are you my girl? *receives a rather unwelcome slap* MOTHER!!!

 

[christyb]

Mother: *appears in the car* Care to explain that?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I thogught she was...

Twenty-year-old-girl-who-actually-is-hidiously-ugly: Hey, this old man was hitting on me.

Father: No you hit me!

 

[christyb]

Mother: *mutters* I think I may enjoy this. *turns invisible to the world but Father can still see her*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I am going no need a little guidence...

Ugly-girl: *leaning on car bonnet* Oh, great, now he's praying.

Father: *sticks head out car window* I am talking to the person you cannot see!

Ugly-girl: How theological...

Father: Mother...help...

Ugly-girl: Mother? Oh, typical...he's catholic...*walks away muttering* They're always catholic...

Father: *confused*

 

[christyb]

Mother: *laughing* I think you just lost your date, dear.

 

[Erine81981]

At McDonald's.......

*people staring at me* What? I'm a dragon. What's wrong with that? *gets up to the counter* Yes I'll have a 20 piec...on second thought I'll take 30 piece chicken nugget and three large fries.

Cheaker: Sir? We don't have a 30 piece. O-o-o-ok. *scared looked oh her face*

Could you just

Thanks. Do I have a number to wait...oh I see. On the ticket. Thank you. *goes and sit's down*

 

[The Count]

*OOC: Good one there Kyle. I remember when there used to be 6-piece, 9-piece, and 30-piece boxes of Chicken McNuggets.
Good times.