"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[The Count]

*After a good afternoon of playing in the front yard... Come on girls, we have to get washed up for dinner.
Oh hi Izzy... DanDan did waht? Can't say I'm surprised. But it's Christy's problem, I'll just let her deal with it. She needs to get those twins of hers to school, and then make the spell preventing/misdirecting DanDan from eating her children stronger. But like I said, it's up to her how to handle those crises.

Soon as I get washed up I'll help you set the table for dinner.
*Heads off to bathroom for a shower and fresh change of clothes.

 

[theprawncracker]

Vibs: ... *sigh* Alright.. I will never reach your heart Jack. I'm sorry.. It's over.. *sniff - leaves*

Jack: *flat no more* SHE LEFT ME!! *Hallelujah chorus sings*

 

[RedDragon]

<Mairin walks in>

Humph! If you're so glad I left then you can just eat dog poop and die! I'm never speaking to you again!

<storms away and disappears>

 

[theprawncracker]

<Mairin walks in>

Humph! If you're so glad I left then you can just eat dog poop and die! I'm never speaking to you again!

<storms away and disappears>

Jack: *mouth drops open* Ha...Hamana...Bu...*collapses*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *in stomach*

_____

Vibs: .. *sniff* I... am very happy... that ... *sob* I made you that...*sniff* happy jack... *POOR VIBS.*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *would love to feel sorry for Vibs, but is collapsed*

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: ... *to camera* I am sure Jack would love to feel sorry for me if he hadn't just collapsed... Now I wonder if.... maybe I could... *Puff*

Mairin: Oh jack, jack ... I'm back!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: MAIRIN!! YOU CAME BACK TO ME!!!!! *Hallelujah chorus sings again* *to chorus* Thanks guys, you can head back to the church now.

 

[Vibs]

Mairin((((...Vibs...)))): Oh Jack, I just realised that I couldn't live without you...what? You're so happy you can't breath? what? You're so overly happy that you have to faint right here in my arms? *has a fainted Jack in her arms* ... great. Finally he sees me and then he blacks out and faints.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*back at DanDan's place*

*in bathroom*

DanDan: This is the song I sing *flosses teeth* when I floss floss floss my teeth *flosses* I gotta keep flossing *flosses* or the lightswitches will come alive at night *flosses* and kill everyone I care about..*stops* uh-oh, that doesn't feel good....

*an obviously drunk Viq climbs out of DanDan's mouth*