"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: I had that once, but then I realised I'd asked a hippotomous to sit on me hours earlier and forgot to tell her to get off me. Of course, that was when I still lived in Africa in my early 70s. I was young and confused...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Oh great, now I'M young and cnfused with DanDan...What has my life become since Mairin left? A big pile of-*cries*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Oh my!! That is stunning!! You actually use a pan for scramble egg! ... wait.. Have I just been eaten?

Captain of a ship DanDan swallowed about 15 years ago: Welcome to DanDan's stomach once again Sport! Now how do you like your *hiccup* champagne?

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Vibs: Jack, maybe ... maybe she was never the right one.. maybe.. you need someone who is more... childish.. more ponytaily...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Ponytaily...Mairin wore a ponytail on our 7th date at 10:08 PM on August the 23rd 2005...MAIRIN I MISS YOU!!!!!! *wails*

*A whale falls on top of Jack*

Whale: That oughta shut 'im up...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Oh sorry about that Jack, I invited Whaley over a few weeks ago, she must have only just got here. I'll just move her of your poor crushed body...*jaw extends and DanDan swallows entire whale whole* Mmmm, that's good whale.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *singing* OOOooOOOOOoh Ooooold maaaaan riiiiiiiveeeer yes oooold maaaan river lalalaaa la laaa *hiccup* I *whale falls on top of Viq*

Whale: I feel fat.

Captain: *hiccup*You are fat!

Whale: I'm a woman.

Captain: ... You are the most skinny lass I have ever seen!

Whale: I like being fat.

Captain: You, lady, are the fattest fish I have ever seen in my entire life!

Whale: *in love*

Viq: KJDGDSJ HJJSDK DDSH!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *crushed body* Great...Now...Not...Only...Has...Mairin...Left me...But...Now...I'm...Flat...And...Unatractive...I'll...Never...Get...A...Girl...

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: No Jack... *flickery eyelashes(or lids not quite sure how to say that ;p)* you will get a woman. I am almost 4.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *crushed body* Why...Me...Where...Is...Mairin...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *having the time of his life partying in DanDan's stomach*

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Vibs: ... *sigh* Alright.. I will never reach your heart Jack. I'm sorry.. It's over.. *sniff - leaves*