"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

*on the phone not realizing what's going on behind her*

Izzy, hi! Boy do I need a break and some girl talk. This family is so stressful. So how is it going. Yeah Beau can't remember a thing. It's frustrating to see him not even know me. Oh wait I think I hear some smacking. I think Dandan is eating Beau. I'll be right back.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*looks at camera* Oh this is just too easy. *draws a thumb on father's forehead before heading over to where Viq is*

 

[christyb]

*turns around* Oh Viq I'm so sorry. *unfreezes Viq* I meant just to punish your sister.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Eh *tries to move* Oh gosh this gotta be bad.. *struggles* Hello! Somebody! hehhe, DanDan, I love your skin, hair, clothes, you are a very masculine.. eh female.. or feminine man, you are very... you...

Vibs: *snoring in baby's room*

Viq: .. YOu are very special!!! *closes eyes* -*help*

 

[The Count]

Hi Sis... You needed me to give Bo a check-up? Well... Apart from the vacant stare on his face... I'd suggest you go hunting for some pancake. Yeah, he's in bad need of some makeup, he looks like...
No, not a lawnmower fight victim. Was thinking more of a washing machine spin-dry survivor.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh hello Viq. I thought I'd find you here. Erm...so how are you? Read any good books lately...*eats Viq* Well.....he didn't stay long did he??

 

[christyb]

*hangs phone up and turns to Dan*

You just didn't...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: I... *is in darkness* ... mummaaa.....

Vibs: *wakes up upstairs form a nightmare* ... MUMMAAA!!!!!!!!

 

[christyb]

*hears both twins crying* Oh great. One is uhhh in there. And the other...let's hope Jana doesn't wake up. Come on Dandan *drags DanDan into the nursery with her* Now be good and don't eat the other one. *picks Vibs up* Now what's wrong dear?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh don't worry, sis. He's fine in there. I'm sure I swallowed some kids' toys the other day, he'll be having tonnes of fun. Why are you looking at me like that?