"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Because you're odd...and you're not my sister. Well technically you are by marriage...*turns attention back to Vibs* Now come on stop crying and talk to me...your brother is screaming at me from inside your uncle.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh please, what a drama queen. So what I ate one of your children?! You've got 3 more, right?!

 

[christyb]

Well yeah I do. I still prefer all of them outside your stomach.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *scared* ... what is that?? How is that possible... a ferry??

Random passenger: that's what we thought, but after 20 years you get used to it inhere... want a half-eaten beef?

Viq: ... *more scared* muuuum...

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Vibs: I dreamed father said "Vibs, I'm proud of you". *sniff* It was so creepy.

 

[christyb]

*Mother pauses for a second*

That was creepy? Now do you know how to get your brother out of there?

 

[The Count]

*Putting Bo, still tied to chair and unconscious, inside locked closet.

*Goes upstairs... Need any help up here Christy? *Aside to Christy: Didn't we work some magic on that blue thing to get distracted from eating our children?

 

[christyb]

Apparently it didn't last. Either or...Viq stopped screaming in my head thank goodness. Now he's saying somthing about beef and ferries? What on earth do you have in there?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *sitting at dinnertable with 16 passengers* So you've been here for what? 20 years?

Old man: That's right mate! *hiccup* Now drink up, we have lots of champagne left, no need to save it - I tell you *hiccup* this thing eats at least fourty bottles a day!

Viq: Right... *drinks* ehm, cheers! *drinks*

Woman: This is to.. *hiccup* stomachs!

rest of the people: Hear hear!

Another older woman: To Aunt danDan!

rest of the people: Hear hear!

Viq: And this is to... to... *hiccup*

rest of people: . . . TO hiccups! hear hear!

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Vibs: *looks into camera* trust me on this one, it WAS scarey!

 

[christyb]

*Yells at Viq down in DanDan stomach*

Young man you drink that stuff and when you get out here you're gonna get it! Put the champage down right now!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

They have champagne down there??? Good grief, I want to eat myself now!