"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan bursts through Viq and Vibs' room's wall*

Did I hear someone say John Smith. If yes, I would like to try and sell you some mouse traps. Here, take this one. It's made of rubber so if you make any pencil errors you can just rub them out...

 

[christyb]

Oh brother. Let's keep going. How about forward a few years to me and the good ship Christy? Let's try and get you to remember somebody.

 

[Beauregard]

*holds up hand, stop*

Hold it one moment! First you tell me you are dead, then you tell me you are Christy, then you tell me Christy is a ship...what is this sharades?

 

[christyb]

Oh boy, back up here. *inside Beau's mind*

Beau sees a young girl living next door. He has a huge crush on her. From his room he quickly runs out to when he arrives she's gone. Then with a flash he sees her at night. Without his memory he doens't understand but only feels. He feels hurt and dejected as he watches this same girl in another's arms kissing. Another flash and she's on boat. A ship named after her. Quickly time passes and he sees her die and him bringing her back to life.

Now come on...Beau please tell me you know me. *looks at Beau waiting*

 

[Beauregard]

Impossible! I had a childhood crush, on a woman who left home and became a pirate, died, and was brought back to life? Impossible! There is no way that can be! There is simply no way...it's impossible...

Everyone knows women can't sword fight!

 

[christyb]

*Beau is suddenly on his feet facing Mother. A sword appears in his hand as she ties back her hair.*

Your move, Sailor. And don't tell me that every good Englishman doesn't love a good match.

*from no where a sword appears in Mother's hand and she waves it around and flips it in the air catching it perfectly and rasing it towards her opponent*

Your move.

 

[Beauregard]

Easy...*the sword feels familiar...cvaguely familar...* *swish* Ha! Swash, swash, buckle, buckle! *knocks living room lamp aside with sword*

 

[christyb]

*rolls eyes and knocks sword from Beau's hand* Any more stupid questions? or protests *putting her sword to Beau's throat*

 

[Beauregard]

Yes...just one questian...do you have anything else to say? Or may I go now? That's two...ok, fine, I'll add a third...do you have any good suits?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Vibs! Look!

Vibs: Smith, we've gotta concentrate if we're gonna work out a plan for our escape!

Viq: Vibs, turn your head and look behind you!

Vibs: ... Viq, I do hope you have a good reason for interupting one of my favorite moments.

Viq: Just look behind you! *still unable to control own body*

Vibs: *turns around* ... Father and mother fighting with swords!

Viq: yup. Now is that good?

Vibs: Well, as long as they don't interupt *gets hit by lamp* ... my play... *angry* *snaps fingers and huge plant falls from above father and mother's heads and knocks them both out as it hits them* There, Smith if we get a ship and then sail from America to England and then to Spain where we find a horse and ride to Timbuktou and...