"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

*stops trying to fix Beau's suit* Beau what on earth are you talking about? I'm your wife. You know the one who died recently? *glares at Jack* Don't even start.

 

[Beauregard]

*to Jack* I noticed a slight bruising upon my upper arm where her taloons dragged me into the side door, but other than that, I should say no. Would you like to introduce us?

*to Mother* Am I dead? The party can't possibly have been that bad surely! And if you're my wife I suppose this man is my brother-in-law? *gives Jack a "What-the-" kind of shrug*

 

[christyb]

*stares at Beau then grabs his face and looks in his eyes reading his mind and finds nothing* Oh crud. Man you did get zapped. All right sit or I just might dig my "talons" in further. And he is not your brother in law. Your brother in law...oh forget it. Just call me Christy for now and stay right there....I got to grab something.

 

[theprawncracker]

Um...Brother-in-law...? Well actually...*thinks: If I was his brother in law I could-* YES! I'm your brother-in-law! And all brother-in-law's get 75% of your fine china and silver.

 

[christyb]

*from the kitchen* Oh no you don't. I still know who you are!

 

[Beauregard]

Right, Christy-Four-Nouw, can you direct me to...London? I think London? *offers hand to Jack* Well brother-in-law *wink wink* my name's...er...*looks at stack of kids toys, an artpad, dominos* Art "Artie" Domino...!

 

[theprawncracker]

Artie...Domino...? Ah! I get it! It must be a code name! Ok, I'll be Captain Lamb Kabob!

 

[christyb]

*Mother returns with a book*

You're name is Beauregard Parker Moppet. At one time when you were very little *flips pages in the book* you did live in London. *flips more pages* But you've lived in this little town more or less your whole life and we've been married for eleven years. *stops to read* And my name is Christy Nicola O'Connor Cole Dimitri Moppet. You have three kids. The eldest is our pirate captian son Victor Ronald David Dimitri Moppet then there's the twins Vibsian Ariel May Moppet and Viqmire Samuel James Moppet *reads some more* and finally the baby Jana Nicola Moppet. *stops looking at the book* Here it is! Okay now I need you to close your eyes.

 

[Beauregard]

*snatches book* *opens front page to a giggleing baby picture* Uuuch! *shudders* Such lies, that is distinctly not me. *slaps book on the table* Now look here this crack-pot game has gone on logn enough, I appologuise if this is all about me lying half dressed in your garden in the rain but...

 

[Vibs]

*Suddenly the two twins of the family enter the kitchen, Viq wearing a giraffe costume and Vibs dressed up as Pogahontas*

Viq: *mutters* I don't wanna play this play..

Vibs: Quiet giraffe! *clears throat* Look how lovely the trees are! And the water is so blue, and... Oh it's my father! We must hide before he sees us together.

Viq: *raises eyebrow* what am I John Smith?

Vibs: ... That's a grand idea! Okay you be John Smith. *clears throat* John, over here quickly if my dad sees us together he will chop off your head!

Viq: Vibs, not to ruin the fun which you're obviously the only one in this stupid play who is having...

Vibs: ... what?

Viq: ... ehm. BUT! Would you consider it perfectly normal that I am playing Pogahontas' love of life and you are playing pogahontas?

Vibs: ... what, you wanna be pogahontas??

Viq: forget what I said. *frowns* women..

Vibs: anyway... My father! Oh no he saw us, hurry John quickly run!!