"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *opens fridge* Come to mention it I didn't have much breakfast myself...*searching* Pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles...where on earth did those come from? *finds a packet at the back of ground crab meat* Ahh, that will do. *rips packet open with teeth and shatters crab meat over Mingostone by accident* Ooh, oops sorry I-*blink*

 

[minidoozer]

*suddenly in Father's body* I should mention an allergy to shellfish... Oh my, these legs are SO short!!

 

[theprawncracker]

*suddenly in Vibs' body* Holy Hariett Tubman!! Why do I have such short stubby legs and have the urge to go to the bathroom in my pants??

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *suddenly in Miss Mingostone's body* Mother, do not come home just now...

(OCC: For clarification, when Jack or Mingo come into contact with shellfish they swap bodies with the nearest person.)

Father: Er...these highheals are rather too comfy...*clears throat* *takes a step and twists onto the floor* Or not!

 

[minidoozer]

Oh yuck, this moustace! And this nose?! It's huge! *looks at hands* Argh!!! So male!!

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: ... and a raisin muffin and... and... *looks at hands, looks at legs* I am bigger.. I am masculine..

Viq: ... Or sroons or.. shoons... sounds like.. shoes just with an n.. Vibs could you pass me the salt? skroons.. hmm..

Jack: *hands Viq salt*

Viq: *not paying attention* thanks sis.. sfoon, better write that down... wait did I ever learn to write?.. sdroon sounds funny...

 

[theprawncracker]

*In Vibs' body* Wow this is really...er...Well it's...*falls asleep as babies do*

 

[The Count]

*Coming home... Sure is nice to just wander through the circuits of magics like this... Whooshing through portals on your way to wherever it is you're going... Was nice to see the old gang again, gotta get Igor a file with all the new students though. Hope Bo didn't grab that packet of crab meat by mistake... Then again, we are talking about...
Oh well... Jana'll be fine with Sis, they should've gotten to their home before me though...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *taking deep breaths* Reasons to panic, I am trapped in a woman's body with long legs and...er...plucked eyebrows...I may never get out...Mother could get home at any point...Miss Mingostone has my body and if she eats glass I may have a little indigestion...
Moppet: Reasons not to panic, find a mirror and you'll see, you don't have to run from Rosa, you could seriously freak Mr Harvey
Father: He might fall in love with me!!! *panicking*
Moppet: You arn't that lucky...
Father: And I never run from Rosa!
Moppet: You so d-...I have a sudden wish to eat...anything...
Father: Don't. We'll regret it.

 

[Vibs]

Vibs *as jack*: ... I always wished to get closer to Jack but this is overly much..

Viq: *hasn't noticed anything* Does anyone know how to write an s?