"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *still in a sexy woman's body* Jana? Is that you? Can you hel-, actually, wait, ignore that. You don't have the magic to get me out of this fix. And don't come into the kitchen! It's slightly strange in here...

(OOC: FM, you are right, Jana isn't magical but she can channel magic from time to time, such as when Mother gave it her to bring Mother back to life. Also it will be easier if you put *actions* in *'s.)

Father: *folds arms, leans against the wall in a sultry manner* Mother!!! Practically the first day back and I already need her assitence...

 

[minidoozer]

*turns to Vibs as Jack* Um... Jack? I'm not Bo, I'm Liza. Your sister...

 

[Beauregard]

*turns to Jack as Vibs* Vibs, try not to panic...I am your father...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *eats cereals*

Vibs *as jack* *sitting on chair* *scratches self on chin* OhmygoshOhmygosh! Eeew! stubbles!!

Viq: *raises eyebrow* Are you sure you are okay uncle Jack?

Vibs *as jack*: ... Uncle?? Viq! I'm not Jack I am your sister Vibs!

Viq: *nods* ... right, and Vibs is really jack.. *rolls eyes*

Vibs *as jack*: ... You don't believe me...

Viq: ... Look, I know a very fine therapist, or I don't but I'm sure there is a very fine therapist who could help you out with your little.. eh, problem..

Vibs: Are you suggesting I am... insane?!

Viq: .. ever so slightly...

Vibs *as jack*: Viq... Have you any idea how much you'd get hurt if I punched you in your little chubby baby face with this huge fist and afterwards tied you up and used you as a DOORMAT!!

Viq: ... *searches Jack* Vibs HOW did you get inthere??

 

[Beauregard]

*stares at Jack* This is very confusing... Viq, I'm gunna need some of the therapy...Your Mother will foot the bills...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: uh, miss mingostone I never suggested you were.. um insane.. *confused*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *as Miss Mingostone* *slaps head with palm* Hmm...*runs hand through wild red hair* Er...*cough* Of course you didn't Viq! But I am not Miss Mingostone! You are my son! Get it?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... hahahahaha!! Good one... *to Vibs - as jack* I just didn't get it but one doesn't wanna say that to a Mingostone, if you know what I mean..

Vibs *as jack*: .. Viq, she's your father.

Viq: hahaha.. ha.. *to camera* I will never get women's sense of humour..

 

[minidoozer]

*as Father* Viq, it's true, she's your Father. I'm Miss Mingostone, sweetie.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... okay okay okay, hold on.. If Mingostone is my father, and father is really mingostone and Jack is really Vibs, that means...

Vibs: yes.

Viq: I'm still asleep.