"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: OOWCH! *shaking arm in pain* How am I gunna make tea NOW! *shaking arm much* Or use a sword! *stumbles* ...Hevej would be soo jealous if I got a hook though...*stumbles forward again* But seriously, OW!

(OOC: Please tell me we can fix this...)

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Elsewhere:

Mrs Moppet Senior: *spins towards Mr Moore* Ahha! It's you I'm looking for *thinking, again, that he is Mr Moore the neighbour, not a grand relation* Where did you put the old? And does this train appear to be shaking dangerously to you?

 

[The Count]

*Lady chihuahua demon... Baby. *Spits out hand, it lost its flavor, tastes too much like chicken. Take your stupid hand. See if I care. *Snarls, puffing eyes a little, runs back to her mother.

Blackwell... Was that one of... Ungh! *Collapsed.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *snatches up hand with...other hand* AAaaaaaaaaHH! *shivers* And it's still moving! *kicks at Chihuahua demons* Someone pass me a hover...these miniture dogs are barking up the wrong tree...

 

[Erine81981]

On the train..........

Mr. Moore: What are you talking about?

Maybell: Maybe he has you mixed up with someone else.

Mr. Moore: Maybe. *talks to Mrs. Moppet Senior* Are you refuring to someone else?

Out along the train tracks..........

Biggy: Is that it?

Biggy T.M: Sure is. Now when i give the signal you grab hold the range and i'll jump onto the train.

If you say so.

Bird: He's very corageus.

Yakky: If you say so. (whispers to Bird) To me he's a little nuts.

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: Mr Moore, is it? *raises a mysterious ray gun* Stay back...where is the gold? And when do you have a weird beard?

 

[Erine81981]

Mr. Moore: *pushes a buzzer* Since i could grow hair on my chin? Am i right?

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *like in Weakest Link* Correct. For ten points, when is a happy ending not a happy ending?

 

[Erine81981]

Maybell: *pushes the buzzer* When you don't win at a game?

Mr. Moore: *pushes the buzzer* When you aren't happy?

Outside the train..........

Yakky: What in the world is going on in there?

Almost looks to be a game show.

Bird: What's a game show?

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: The correct answer is...A happy ending is not a happy ending when your loved one is pushed out the window. Next question: How do you save someone who's just been pushed out the window? *pushes Maybell through the thin glass window*

 

[Erine81981]

Maybell: *hanging on to the train on the outside* Help!

Mr. Moore: Oh no! I don't know?

As the minutes ticked down Mr. Moore was running out of time. What was he to do? Just then a hairy man jumped through the window where Maybell was still hanging on lifted Maybell and Mr. Moore onto his back and jumped once again back to the stage coach.

Mr. Moore: Oh thank goodness your ok.

Maybell: I'm glad that young hairy man saved us.

Mr. Moore: Thanks BTM.

Biggy T. Marshel: Welcome. I couldn't let anyone of you get hurt by that women.

Bird: *spots something up ahead* Uh oh! The train! It's out of control.

Yakky: Who's driving it?

Mr. Moore: I don't think anyone. They were both tied up.

As the train and stage coach near the ben we see a huge explosion at one of the briges. Seems that Mrs. Senior Moppet and Jack had others plans too.