Hevej: *upon taking offence at being called a slug, leaps at the crystal in order to steal it halfway through production, little realising that the crystal he is leaping at is a decoy made of salt...something he only discovers when he slams into it and, much like a slug, the salt reacts with his time-dementionalism and melts him back into the future where, according to his adjusted time-line, he never married Mrs Moppet Sr at all, thank heavens, because that image is now out of my head, phew!* Aaaaaaaaaaah! *melts and dissapears*
Father: Well, that was peculiar...And, of course I was worried! You, though, didn't appear to be worried that our daughter Jana hasn't been seen since Christmas! Wait...nevermind.