"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

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Father: *slumps to the floor* Who are you, and what do you mean by heaving me around like a sack of...British potato stock...What happened to Rosa? My my my, you have rather startling eyes. And...very short scruffy hair, didn't your parents teach you basic hygene young man? *turns to the kids* Oh great...now I have to protect a pair of tired children at the same time as battling away this new foe...typical...
 

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Nicole:You married that?

'Ron': He used to be smarter.
 

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Jason: <yawns and stretchs> That was refreshing...

Mairin: <makes quite sounds of annoyance and snuggles closer to Jason, using his shoulder as a pillow> Stop moving.

Jason: Oh, alright... <he wraps his arms around her and kisses the top of her head>

Mairin: Much better <she traces the contour of his muscles through his T-shirt>

Jason: <laughs> Hey! That tickles!

Mairin: hmm...<continues doing it>

Jason: Fine...<starts stroking her hair>

Mairin: <smiles into his shoulder>
 

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At Rosa's.............

Yakky: Why was that guy carrying that guy out the door.

Biggy: Don't know. Who are you sir?

Fire Fighter: I'm Ted Nugent.

Yakky: Isn't that some rocker dude?

Fire Fighter: Well, yes but i'm the other Ted Nugent.

Biggy & Yakky: Ohhhhhh.

Ghost Kyle: *sneeks up on Yakky and Biggy* BOO!

Yakky: *head turns around* Hey. *double take* *taps Biggy on his shoulder*

Biggy: What?

Yakky: *face white as a ghost*

Biggy: *snickering* You look like you've seen a ghost.

Ghost Kyle: He has.

Biggy: *face turns white too*

Yakky and Biggy speed off on their feet right off the front prouch and jet off down the dirt winding road

Ghost Kyle: Was it something i said?
 

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Father: *in some sort of room somewhere* *looks from the "man" Ron to the teenage girl* Wait, you two are married?
 

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'Ron': No you and I are...well you and I are when I'm not looking like this.

Nicole: Oh brother you have done it now.

'Ron': Shut up you. Now where was I? Yes, you remember me as your wife Mother remember? Nicole instead of mocking me why don't you make yourself useful and go knock yourself out?

Nicole: Hardy har har.
 

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Father: *stares at 'Ron'* I'm sorry, forgive me if this appears rude, but...we were married? At what point? And in what state is that even allowed! And...what?
 

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Some where else.........

Yakky: *breathing hard* That.....scared....me.

Biggy: Me....too.

Yakky: So what do we do next?

Biggy: I don't know. I really don't even know who you are.

Yakky: Neither do i.

Biggy: So how do i know your not in choots with that ghost?

Yakky: I wouldn't have ran off when i did.

Biggy: Yea but you could of done that to just make me think your not with him.

Yakky: Well, how do i noit know your not with him?

Biggy: Well....

Yakky: Well what?

Biggy: I don't know. Let's go back. Maybe we can get someone to help us get our memory back.

Yakky: I'm not going back there.

Biggy: Fine! I'll go. See yea.

Yakky: Hold up. How do i not know your trying to trick me?

This goes on for quite a while. So we'll move on to the next part where Kyle is back at the Moppet House getting ready for Christmas
 

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'Ron': Currently I think the state of California allows it and look past an illusion. Think of someone you lost recently.

Nicole: We could be here a while.
 

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At the Nellingston residence, the greenery which now covers the house has begun to bloom with dozens of beautiful Pointsettas.

Goldie: *no-longer giant, is making gingerbread men*

Nell: *searching through the cupboards* Goldie, have you seen the others? Most of your relatives seem to have disappeared......

Goldie: Oh, Uncle Seamus got a call from cousin Hermey over at Santa's Workshop. I guess Santa is a little short-handed this year, so he needed to borrow some leprechauns.

Nell: *eyes get huge* WHAT? Leprechauns.... making toys? For CHILDREN? They're going to corrupt the workshop!

Goldie: Oh... yes... well, I do not think it will be so bad. My relatives are not usually so generous....

*A leprechaun walks in wearing red and white tights and an elfs hat*
Leprechaun: *startled, snaps his fingers and disappears*

Nell: *sinks into a chair*

Goldie: *sets down the tube of icing and admires her work* Oh, look Nell! Isn't it lovely?

Nell looks over to see a rather strange looking gingerbread man

Nell: Oh... that's..... lovely, Goldie. It... it looks like.....

Goldie: Something! I made it for him. *rings a tiny bell*

*four buff leprechauns come running into the kitchen and onto the table where Goldie is*

Goldie: Boys, carry this out to Something for me, will you?

*the four leprechauns eagerly pick up the tray and carry it out to the pond*
 
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