"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Not until you tell me who the heck she is! *starts shouting* I can't believe this. I risk my butt you run me through tell me you love me so I want to live again and the whole time you've been blank blanky blank blank cheating on me you no good....arrrrggghhhh *punches father*

 

[theprawncracker]

*walking downstairs rubbing head* Ooh, what a night...That is the last time I go on a rum rampage with Mairin...*sees Father still tied to a chair and Mother about to kill him* Uh oh...This could get nasty...*grabs front row seat*

 

[Beauregard]

*is punched*

I don't think I deserved that...*to camera* What is this? A Pirates of the Carabbean Celebration episode? *to Mother* *idea* You wanna swing that by me again young lady?

 

[christyb]

*glares at Father and swings again trying to blacken his other eye*

 

[theprawncracker]

I don't think I deserved that...*to camera* What is this? A Pirates of the Carabbean Celebration episode?

*eating popcorn* No way Bo! This is better than Pirates of the Caribbean!

*to camera* And I'm sure you'll always remember this as the day you almost caught Jack Bandit...Referencing a movie...

Oh darn it!

 

[Beauregard]

*leans back on two legs of the chair, spins chair on one leg, and receives the punch on the back of the chair...* Aha! *chair shatters and Father jumps up in ropes and runs like a bat out of cricket*

(OOC: Count! Give Father at least a sporting chance to get away this time...Please!)

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh dang, looks like the show's over...I better chase after him and see if Moppet'll get toasted by Mr. Cole again...*runs after hopping Father*

 

[Beauregard]

*runs to nearest car (it's Father's) and yanks at the doorhandle*

Why doesn't anybody trust anyone! What kind of paranoid man always locks his car! What does he think is going to happen to it? It's not as if the neighbours are going to turn evil...sheesh...

 

[theprawncracker]

*catches up* Oh hey there Bo. Need some help with that car there? *picks lock and hotwires the car* Yup, I can hotwire cars. Just one of the many valuable services I offer. *gets in the car*

 

[Beauregard]

Right...thank you very much. Do you know the fastest way to the docks? *climbs into car* Oh, and is it usual to have a cow in the garden around here?