"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[RedDragon]

(OOC: No prob guys...it needed to be done)

Jack! My main man! How ya doing!? Here <hands him a bottle of rum> Drink up me hearty! Three sheets to the wind! Three sheets to the wind, my friends!

Tavern crowd: Aye! <everyone downs their rum>

Next round is on Adam Cole! You got that? <asks bartender> Adam Cole, A-D-A-M C-O-L-E

Tavern crowd: *cheers*

Well, I got to find me self a boat! Drink up men! <she waves to the crowd> Come on handsome! <grabs Jack by his shirt collar and pulls him outside>

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Well I usually like a forceful woman...But this is outrageous!! I can't even drive a boat!!

 

[RedDragon]

You'll learn. Fly by the sit of your pants <she is yelling now> Winging it is the way to live. Following the rules is for losers. Throw off the shackles of society! Let loose your wild side and run with the wolves <she throws back her head and howls at the moon. Then she falls down laughing> Hahahaha! Come on Jack, life is made for living! Don't waste what little time we may have left! <her eyes are shining brilliantly> Let's go swim in the ocean! Or climb the highest mountain! Watch the sun rise! Or search for dragons in deep caves! The world is our oyster! So let's steal that pearl!

 

[The Count]

*Sneaking into tavern through the back door. Aye, hello Matty. So this'n be what ye be up to so you can get some spendin' gold eh? Well... That's all fright. Keep an eye on that girly out there, the one with'n the flames for hair and embers for eyes. We don't want those APES agents a-gettin' their grimy mitts on 'em.
Whaz that? Sure'n I'll pay... But just the one round Matty. Huh? Well, if'n you got my usual... Yeah, the Caribbean Cooler, that's the one.
*Drinks his drink, chats a little, and sneaks back out.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Mairin...Dear...I think you may have hit your head a tad bit too hard while rescuing Mr. Moppet...Um...Let's get you home, you need bed rest. *To self:* Good grief I'm in love with a psycho pirate!

 

[The Count]

*Back home... Good morning Izzy. Just getting some milk for some cereal. Gotta get down to Magic School, seems the new headmistress arrived and she's calling meetings with all the members of the faculty. My turn's not till 11 o'clock... Which gives me about an hour or so to get ready. Please let me know if Christy calls, we still have to tend to Bo.
*Continues with morning routine.

 

[christyb]

*Cut to the Moppet house....
Father is not sitting tied in the kitchen. It is early seeing as Mairin and Jack are asleep with hangovers, DanDan is snoring away in his shoe, and the twins along with Baby Jana are napping in the nursery. Mother is preparing breakfast and starting the semi-normal rountine of the Moppet family.

Mother: *cooking, sits for a moment with her coffee and reads the mail* Hmm...bills, bills, Glendale School of the Arts....Looks like the new Headmaster has arrived. Hope she has my number we need to discuss the twins entrance into school as soon as the kittens are ungrounded. *takes a sip and looks up* Will you be a good boy and stay put if I untie you?

 

[Beauregard]

The questian is, will you? Er...be good...not a boy...um...look, just quit this ridiculous facade and let me go find my wife Rosa before this goes any further...what if she should see me here! Tied in a woman's house to a chair while she drinks rather loverly looking tea!!!

 

[christyb]

*Mother drops her cup. It drops to the floor and shatters.*

Who is Rosa?

 

[Beauregard]

Well...she...I have this image of her with a carving knife, so I know she is a fabulous cook and...wait...why am I telling you all this? Release me at once! Or at least give me my phone call!