"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <blink> no...

Jason: Definitely not...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...Oh. Shanker... what does "shanking" mean?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <raises eyebrows> Last I checked, Band-Aid, out to dinner doesn't involve a uh... <sits up and squints at Shanker> That thing. What IS that thing?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *shrugs* I don't know. His name is Shanker, he lives in my pocket, and he smells like barley. I love him though.

 

[Beakerfan]

Shanker: *glares at Jack* If by takin them out to dinnar, yew mean takin em out, or litrally 'aving them for dinnar, then yes. If yew mean dinnar as in a date, noo. *continues sharpening his knife*

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: He is a leprechaun...and to shank means to stab someone...hence the knife he is holding...

Jason: <nods>

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...Ah ha. Well then little Shanker pal, no shanking will be necessary. ...Yet. How 'bout we grab something to eat though?

 

[Beakerfan]

Shanker: Oi! *stomach grumbles* I could do fer some food right about now! What yew got around heah?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Well, there are some rats in the fridge...

 

[Beakerfan]

Shanker: Them rats are bigger'n me! I'd never be able to eat one of those! Oh, shor! I could fix 'im up real nice, but not eat one. I've tried. They doon't taste good.