"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

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Goat: <follows Mairin down the stairs> Ooooh... Creepy, dark, and smells like utter filth... I LOVE it!
 

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Mairin: <walks down into the darkness>

Jason: <trips and falls into the darkness>
 

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Up in Vic's old room..........

Some weird girl is sleeping in our basement Biggy.

Biggy: What's her name?

Goat.

Biggy: Goat? How do you know if it's a girl? Did you look?

No she's not a goat. That is just her name. She sure dose smell tho.

Biggy: Why not have her take a bath?

Mr. Moppet asked her too and she didn't want too.

Biggy: Oh descusting.

Yep. I need to call Grey. Maybe she can help get that girl clean. Then we can..

Both: Get her hooked up with Jack.

He'll then leave my sister alone. Even tho they would have made a perfect couple. *calls Grey*

Outside the Moppet's house.......

Yakky: This so wonderful of you Goldie. I'm glad i finally meet someone who enjoys me for what i am. A big hairy yak.
 

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Jack: Whoa, whoa, whoa! *looks from Mairin, to Jason, to Goat* If you're with him--*points to Mairin and Jason* and he's with you... then who's the Goat guy with? ...And what free shovel?
 

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Goat: <Looks at Jack> Goat. GIRL. Thanks. <Puts elbow on Jack's shoulder> And I'm with me, myself, and a whole lot of dirt.
 

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Jack: *frowns* I can see that. Do you understand anything about this shovel business? *whispers* And why are Mairin's ears smoking? It's a very bad habit you know.
 

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Goat: Oh, sure, Band-Aid! You took her shovel and she dumped you. Plain and simple. <whispers> And either it's your imagination or the special effects guys got bored again.
 

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Jack: *ahem* Band-it. And I don't even remember a shovel anywhere in my life... I never really dug them, ya know? *mutters* WHY do we pay that special effects guy...?
 

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Darkness, in the cellar: Visitors! Yummy! Mmm, wouldn't mind a Jacksicle for dessert.. Then again, if he stays up there, eh, forget it.

*Hatch swings closed shut after those foolish enough to traverse into the bottom bunker of the Moppets' home.
 

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Goat: Y'don't dig shovels, hey Bandy? Well then, pal, I've got news for ya. Now this may hurt, so I'm gonna break it to ya as easy as I can. <Grabs Jack's shoulders and kisses him> ...She hates your guts. Get over her. <Starts walking up the stairs out of the cellar> So what else is in this house? ...<blink> Lookit that. Door's closed. That happen often?
 
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