"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

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Somewhere down the street.......

Biggy: Are you gald they had it.

Boy am i. I can't wait to watch it. This is going to be the best DVD ever.

Biggy and Kyle suddely see Yakky galloping down the street with a few leprechauns on his back

Did you see what i just saw?

Biggy: Yakky running away with those strange new neighbors of ours?

*turns to Biggy*

Biggy: Nope.

Nether did i. Come on before i have to go to bed. I want to watch this.
 

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Father: *sitting at breakfast table in early morning study mood* I could've sworn I heard screaming...Ahh well, must have been a seagul. After all they mew like cats, what's to say they don't scream like Yaks...
 

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Nell: *walks out the front door* All right you guys, I think you should let Jack go now. I really don't think it's a good idea to do this right now. We just moved in.

Leprechaun 1: But Nell!

Nell: No buts! Now, I think you should probably untie him and let him go home, ok?

Leprechaun 1: All right lads! You heard her! Let's let him go.... *stands next to Jacks ear* Jest you wait.... when you least expect it, our little interrogation will continue...

Nell: *pretends she didn't hear that and begins to inspect her front yard* Hmmmm..... *admires the flowers, which are somewhat dead* This one can go! *yanks out a petunia* Oh I see there are the snails.... *puts them in a straight line* Why can't you stay that way? *looks at hands* Goldie! Get my disinfectant!

Goldie: *begins to look for the disinfectant* I can't find it!

Nell: What do you mean you can't find it? I have to have it! I can't touch anythinng!

Goldie: Just a sec! *runs to the Moppets* Aha! *runs back* Here ya go! Ya left it on the Moppet's front porch!

Nell: Oh good! Thank you Goldie!
 

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*walks downstairs* Hey Mr. Moppet. *gets a glass of tea* This stuff is good. Is this from Great Britain? Here try some Biggy. *hand Biggy a glass of tea*

Biggy: *holds out pinky finger* This stuff is good.

Uh you don't have to hold out your pinky.

Biggy: Why not? I was just trying to be kind.

Yea whatever. (whispers to Biggy) We might could make some money off of this stuff. You know. Sell it.

Biggy: That migh...

Shhhhhhhh...

Biggy: (whispers) That might just work. Make some good money.

Yep.

Biggy: Then let's do it. Maybe Jack could help us?

I really don't want some jail dude helping us. He might get us killed or put in jail.

Biggy: I don't know. He don't have anyone to hang out with.

Who cares! I don't want him ruinning our business. Or he might try and steal the money too.

Biggy: Good point.

Come on. Let's go build a tea stan....i mean a Lemonade Stand.

Biggy: But i thought you meant a tea stan....

*elbows Biggy* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......Tea Stand. Your silly. Come on.
 

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Father: *lifts tea pot from table and cerimoniously rinses the remaining leaves down the sink, with a sharp weather eye open on the two-rascley-boaders-from-nextdoor, next, takes the tin of un-used dried tea-leaves and locks it into a cupboard, returning the key to a chain around his neck* And they thought that was for Davy Jones locker...we all know it was for his East Indian Tea
 

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A few hours later...........

There. We have out tea stand made.

Biggy: Now what to do?

Now we have to get some tea from....(whispers)....Mr. Moppet.

Biggy: (whispers) Why are we whispering?

(whispering) Because he's right over there.

Biggy: (whispering) Oh yea. *smiles*

Ok this is what we're going to do. *whispers into Biggy's ear* You got that?

Biggy: Understand.
 

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Father: *adjusts newspaper* *twitches foot on the table* *rubs ear* *has that feeling that someone is talking about him* *rustles newspaper* *adjusts chair* *leans back closer to the boys* *slips off chair, thumping onto the floor, and leaps back up, flattening newspaper and pretending it was purposefull*
 

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Biggy and Kyle being so tired from waiting up for Mr. Moppet to head to bed last night they fell asleep outside with their Tea Stand.

*yawns* *opens eyes* *rubs eye clean* *notices he's outside then being in Vic's old bed* What happened? *looks over at Biggy who's still asleep* Wake Up! *slaps him*

Biggy: Wha...huh...who? *yawns* *rubs eyes clean* *still a little sleep* Why did you slap me?

Look! We slept outside waiting for Mr. Moppet to head to bed. We never got the key to that cupbord for the tea.

Biggy: Oh yea. You feel asleep and then i guess i did next. That was a good night's sleep. *streches*

We're going to have to come up with another plan. This is hard.

Biggy: Why not ask Jack for help?

I told you before that i don't want him in on this. He'll get us chased by little green men or gangsters or even the police. There has to be someone else we can call for help.
 

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Father: *appears beside them, only catching the last few sentences* Listen, if you need help, I'm always here. You see *launches into Fatherly-speech* even though your parents love you, they have obviously abandoned you to me care...thoughtless beasts that they are...*ahem*...loving parents...that is...so now, as I am, I act as a surrogate father...not that I carry you around in my...anyway...as your somewhat artificial father it is my duty and right to help you in your time of need. What, pray, can I do for you?

(Kyle, Count, if you guys havent seen this yet, go here for information on the MopFamWiki!)
 

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Nell: *walking down the street* Oh look! A.... tea stand? Interesting.... do you have a blackberry tea?

*small voice behind her* I wanted Irish breakfast!

Nell: Too bad. Now shut up. You'll scare everyone away.
 
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