"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *raises one eyebrow* Well, I do have quite a histor-*pause* *shiver* No no...oh no...*glances out the window*

 

[Erine81981]

Jack: *puts the yak down* Yes Father... wait a second... you're not my father! NO! That's not possible! *ahem* Hi Yakky, what's up?

Yakky: Nothing much. Thought you had said you were all alone. Wanna go next door and see those little freaks. I think it'll be fun.

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: *frantically trying to make the leprecauns march in a straight line* Oooh...this isn't working! *begins to panic* Could you please at least walk in a straight line?

Leprechaun: Madame, we have been *hic* partying *hic* for several hours.... what makes ya *hic* think we can *hic* walk straight? *hic*

Nell: Wait a minute.... I didn't let you go to the pub! Where'd ya get the drinks?

Leprechaun: We *hic* brought it lass! *hic* The best Irish *hic* Nehi *hic* you could find! Alllllll *hic* locked away..... *hic* where no one *hic* could find it!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *to Yakky* I believe they prefer "height challenged" freaks. But sure, why not?

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: *finally ushers the last leprechaun inside* There! Now, please find a spot for this pot of gold!

Goldie: But you said we could keep it in the living room!

Nell: No! I said, for now! I can't have it there! *suddenly notices the house is sparkling clean* What happened?

Goldie: Ah, well, while we were out, the other uns cleaned the 'ouse fer ya! They know how ya like it. Sparklin, n'all.

Nell: Oh thank you! *looks out window* Quick! Someone's comin!

*all the leprechauns climb into their designated cupboards and holes*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *blink* Um, hello, mister/miss/misses Nellington, was it? My name is Jack Bandit, and no, you have not seen me on the list of "Glendale's Most Wanted."

(OOC: Yes! Glendale IS the name of the Moppet's area.)

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: That's uh, miss Nellingston, but uh, you can call me Nell. *bends down and re-ties Jack's shoelaces* They were a little un-even.....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *blink* Thank... you...? I think. Anyway, welcome to the neighborhood. *shifty eyes* *whispers* Get out while you still can!

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: Yeah, well, thanks, but I think I'll like it here.

*a squeeky voices behind her* Heeeeyyyy..... who is this chump? I dunno, but he looks fun! Yeah, fun to play with! Come on! Let's string 'im up! Give him a right ol' Irish welcome!

*about thirty leprechauns jump out and lassoe Jack by his arms, neck, and ankles, Gullivers-Travels style*

Nell: Uh oh! Oh no! *begins to panic* Um, you guys really shouldn't do that... it's not nice... ummm *runs in house and slams the door*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *blink* YAAAAAAAAAAAKY! HELP ME!