"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Oh, you have to raise a child. That must be REALLY hard, Mairin, raising a kid the size of a Greyhound bus! A kid who can hunt wherever she wants, and doesn't need its diaper changed! REAL hard.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: Oh, sure! ...Um...

Ann: <mumbles under breath>

<a movie-theater style box of popcorn appears in front of Saryx>

Ann: Great! As long as it's nothing animate, I can do it!

 

[RedDragon]

Saryx: Thanks! <munches popcorn>

Mairin: She is the size of a grey hound, not the size of a coach bus! And she can't hunt by herself! Not to mention Dragon Slayers! It is by no means easy! And do you know how big dragon crap is?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Well now you're just being disgusting! And who the heck is gonna hunt a dragon?

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Dragon Slayers! They like killing dragons! They do it for fun!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Psh, I've never seen one of those, you're just making them up to get out of working.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I work! As a musketeer, remember?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: SINCE WHEN?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: <whispers to Ann> What's a musketeer?

Ann: <whispers> I don't know...

Tabby: <whispers> Oh. ...Hey Saryx? What's a musketeer?

 

[RedDragon]

Saryx: Part of the french army...They fight with muskets and are also expect swordsman...

Mairin: Since right after I showed up here!