"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: Ooh, another one! <starts shredding Mairin's suit>

Tabby: <leaps over to shred along>

Kelly: <trots over and scratches Mairin's suit while, of course, singing> A shredding we will go, a shredding we will go, hi-ho the dairy-oh, a shred- ...Wait... that's not how the song goes... <frowns> <shreds>

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <pulls off Jack's suit, he is wearing only boxers> I swear he was wearing clothes when I put this on him....<frowns and throws suit away>

 

[TogetherAgain]

<all three kittens stop shredding and look at Jack>

Ann: Ewwwwww...

Tabby: <shrug> The guy likes hearts, I guess.

Kelly: You know, those boxers would look a lot better if all the hearts on them were pink instead of red, and had blue around the edges, and-

Ann: <covers Kelly's eyes> DON'T look. C'mon, let's just shred his suit.

Tabby: Yeah! <pounces on suit to shred it>

Ann: I bet you I can shred this sleeve faster than you can!

Tabby: <goes to other sleeve> On your mark, get set, GO!

Kelly: Hey... There's no sleeve for ME to shred... Oh well. <scratches suit leg>

 

[RedDragon]

Saryx: <looks at Jack> Please find him some clothes <scratches other leg>

Mairin: Good idea <climbs up top and searches for some of Jack's clothes>

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: I WIN!

Tabby: Aw, man...

Ann: Sore loser.

Kelly: Hey- <stops scratching and looks up> Where'd that one lady go?

 

[RedDragon]

Saryx: To find plastic spoon guy some clothes....

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: Ohhhhh. Well that was nice of her. What kind of clothes? You know what? He'd look REALLY good in a pink dress with little green bows and blue ribbons and...

Tabby: <looks up> <gets mischievious glint in eyes> <tries to remember some of Magic School stuff>

Ann: <looks at Tabby> Kelly, be quiet.

Kelly: Why?

Ann: Because you're giving Tabby ideas.

Kelly: Oh, cool! What was I saying? Oh yeah, he'd look REALLY good in a pink dress with little green bows and blue ribbons and, um... And some yellow flowers, and...

Tabby: Ann, what's the spell for making clothes?

Ann: Good grief...

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <comes back carrying jeans and a t-shirt> What were you girls talking about?

Saryx: Clothes....

Mairin: <rolls eyes>Typical...

Saryx: Yeah...<shifty eyes>

Mairin: What? <she asks while dressing Jack>

Saryx: Nothing!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: <mumbles under breath>

<a doll-size plain white dress appears>

Tabby: <examines dress> ...Well... It's not pink, it doesn't have green bows, blue ribbons, or yellow flowers, and it's not big enough for plastic spoon guy, but... It's a start!

Ann: <sigh> <shakes head>

Tabby: ...Wanna shred it?

Ann: <Grins>

Kelly: Ooh, a DRESS! ...You know what? It would look a LOT better if it was green, and had little blue bows and yellow ribbons and green flowers and...

Ann: ...Y'know what, Tabby... Why don't YOU shred this one.

Tabby: Thanks. <Aggressively shreds little dress> ...I'll make another one for you to shred, if you want.

Ann: Don't bother.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <blink> What the....?

Saryx: Can I have one to shred?