Viq: *jumps onto table* CAaaaaaaaaaaan't you feeeeeel the loooooove toniiiight.... Mum, Jack, Vibs - we are all..... candy....
Vibs: ... *moves closer to jack* I'm scared..
Viq: ... Don't be, pumpkin! You are a calf! Calfs are never scared of anything! I have been.. a calf... calf.... calf... sounds like somebody chewing doesn't it? Calf calf calf.
Vibs: Jack? ... Protect me..