"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[The Count]

*A mechanized dragon's snout pokes up through the creaking floorboards... Arggledy-snarggledy... Mairin, that you? Professor Devinshire, go get Vanessa... We're going to need...
*The blue bionic beast sinks back down underground before he can finish his sentence through the cockpit's communicator.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <blink> Eh? I didn't quite get that...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *wakes up* Yeah, could you say that again?

 

[The Count]

*Booming voice from nowhere in particular that can be found... You are all doomed!

And Prawny... Post mooooore fanfic!

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Oh, is that all....all righty then....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Doomed? That's it? Oh, okay. *falls back over*

 

[RedDragon]

<10 year old girl with red hair and gold eyes walks into the kitchen>

Saryx: Hi mom...

Mairin: *sigh* They grow up so quickly...

Saryx: What was that?

Mairin: Nothing!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *wakes back up to see the girl* Did you say... mom? *falls over again*

 

[RedDragon]

Saryx: Imbecile....

Mairin: That's what I keep saying...

Saryx: You actually went out with him?

Mairin: Yes well....There aren't that many choices around here...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *wakes up* Hey! Don't talk to your father like that young lady! ...Am I right in saying that?