"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[RedDragon]

Mairin: How should I know? We're not attached at the hip! And she is hardly a baby anymore....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *blink* Oh. Well you're not letting her out all night to party, are you? By the way... just wondering, out of sincerely mild curiosoity, is she my baby?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I have an idea...bottled water, and not for the healthy, nutrient rich nature of the same, but for the pure water sample necessity that we need to get that fire out before it spreads to the washing-machine...*washing machine catches alight*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: That's a brilliant idea! We'll use bottle water! *to camera* The Moppet Family has been brought to you today by "Wilson's Bottled Water." The bottled water made especially for whatever it is that will make you buy it.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Wouldn't you like to know? <snaps fingers and the fire goes out>

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *major blink* How did you... is there something you're not telling me?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Never mind that...I owe you thanks. Can I get you anything? A cold drink? Obviously not...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Shh! My... girlfriend? Is trying to tell me something! I hope.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Yes I am.....You're delusional....And I'm not your girlfriend....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: So what if I'm delusional? I make it work! And if not girlfriend... fiance?