"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[The Count]

*A small white box containing a faint pink rose ornament rests on the end table in the Moppet's house's living room. The label reads "To Vanessa, from Ivan" whilst the latter is nowhere to be found within the premises. The exchange student is practicing his metamorphosis exercises, a little sadness in his visage.

 

[Erine81981]

Back on board the Reunion.....

Yak Man: *Yak-Mobile opens up and out steps Kyle* Name's Yak Man. And these two are Hoofed Wonder and Super Foot. I heard there was a maiden who needth saving. Anyone seen her? She goes by the name of Mairin.

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: *slices the ancor rope free* Right, towards China we goest.

Hevej: Ghost? I don't see no ghost...

Moppet: That's the point of ghosts...

Hevej: The Golden Dragon calls, ghost of no ghost, we head towards China.

Moppet: I never even said ghost, I said go-est.

Hevej: I'll rest later, Moppet, we have a dragon to steal.

Father: *headslap*

 

[The Count]

*After cutting the anchor rope, Moppet committed the fatal error of dooming the ship. For it was that anchor rope that was holding the ship afloat. Now, unwittingly, the boat begins to take on far too much water for the two hands to scoop out. The ship will soon sink to the bottom of the harbor bay withall aboard unless they call out for Mother Moppet to save their hides... As usual.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *passes Hevej an oxygen mask* Hit the submarine motor.

Hevej: I'm on it.

Father: Ok, get off the motor and start it!

 

[The Count]

*Motors? Fool, the only ship fitted with motors is the Reunion. As if on cue, the motor engines Bo's ship has cough and sputter, dying on the spot, still cursing the vessel to a watery grave.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Typical...find the oars or contact the Davy Jones hotline and get some towers.

 

[The Count]

*Reception must be bad... Why would that idiot ask for towers? Oh well... *Two rock pillars rise, piercing the wooden underside of the ship, forcing even a greater rush of water into its insides.

Is this the end of Hebbage and Bo? Where's Mother Moppet when they need her?

 

[christyb]

Nicky: *rolls eyes* Oh brother. That's what they're after. No one's getting that new explosive but me. *Just before the ship sinks it magically is repaired and back at the surface. Nicky disappears and reappears back on The Reunion yelling* ALL HANDS ON DECK! HARD TO STARBOARD BOYS! I WANT THIS OVERGROWN TUB TOY FULL SPEED AHEAD! MAC!

Mac: Aye girlie, we can all hear you.

Nicky: Hevej has caught wind of the Dragon. You've got a good start but not by much. I want us there first!

Mac: Aye Cap'n. Should we call Cap'n Vic and the crew of the ship Theadore?

Nicky: No need. Let him play in the riches of the Congo for a while longer. *glares at Mac* Are you sayin' I need my son's help to handle the likes of those two bumbling idiots?

Mac: No...I ...er....um....

Nicky: *roars* That's it! Boys! I'll show you who's gone soft by land life. *turns on heel* Smitty! Turn this tub toy around! I want us full speed towards Hevej and and Moppet! *mutters* We finish the fight begun years ago now.

 

[The Count]

Aye cap'n Christy! *Turbo engines roar on and the Reunion is pulling up to Bo's shp in no time flat.