"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *stares* That doesn't help us get out, now does it?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *on ship* *mutter* *untagles self from rope* Man, you needed be so dramatic, captain!

Hevej: *stepping out of shadow* And miss your squeaky little voice yelling fer help? Better head atop and sea-ward before anyone catches adrift of what we be up to.

Moppet: If my feeling's right, as if of'en is, we're already too late for a sneaky sail into the ocean and we may as well brave for a battle of the minds in an attempt to explain this escapade.

Hevej: Yer wife's on board again?

Father: *shifty eyes* I never said that.

Hevej: Darn it Moppet, we hadn't even gotten going!

Father: *leaps forward and past Hevej* I never said it! Now let's get the boat-load moving before day breaks.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *busts through studio wall* I think that Ivan character is planning a proposal! I'll stop him, or my name isn't Julio Rodriquez Conqueso Bonito Donsuerto Fargus! *hops in golf cart and drives to movie theater*

 

[The Count]

*The tires on the golf cart explode. That's not your name you idiot!

Before daybreak? Heh, Bo needs to get out of that closet of his more often.
Wait, what am I saying? No! Stay locked in that closet Bo, we'll take care of things here!

*Anchor on the ship is suddenly tossed by an unseen female, stationing the ship in the harbor unable to move any farther out to sea.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *on a flat golf cart* Gosh darn it all! I need heeeeeeelp!

*Telemachus the Moose makes a heroic entrance*

Jack: My, how heroic.
Telemachus: I see someone has been reading the script... now c'mon, we've got a proposal to stop!
Jack: Yeah! I'd like to see them make YOUR tires go flat!

 

[The Count]

*Telemachus the Moose gallops off in the distance... Hitting a batch of jagged rocks as he kicks them up while trotting down the road. Consequently, his tires, er, hooves go flat stopping any forward progress he would've made.

*Hee, you asked for it Prawn.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...I don't believe this. *flips out cell phone* Hello, Jo Momma's Towing Service? Yeah, my moose went flat, could I get it towed? ...Hello? Sheesh, figures.
Telemachus: Sorry...
Jack: It's okay. I've still got a few more tricks up my sleeve. *whistles*

*a tank enters from the highway*

Mrs. Jones: *pops out of tank* You whistled, Jacky?
Don Cannoli: *pops out too* Jack m'boy! Long time no see! C'mon! We got your girly to save!

 

[The Count]

Oh yes! Mairin must be saved by that dashing daredevil and truest to her heart... Jack Bandit!
Save Mairin Jack... Save her!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *glares at announcer*
Don Cannoli: How did you do that?
Jack: ...Don't ask.

 

[The Count]

Well... Mairin Moore is your girl... Not to mention Saryx's your dragon daughter.
Now hurry off and rescue her! Who knows what's happening at this very moment to your girl!