Kittens: <sit in front of broken couch and look at Father underneath it>
Ann: How does he fit under there?
Tabby: What is he talking to?
Kelly: Do you think he wants a pillow?
Ann: ....
Tabby: Anybody got a pillow for the weirdo under the couch?
Ann: Don't call him a weirdo! He's our uncle!
Tabby: ...That's depressing.