"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: ...You don't find my voice attractive, Jack? *pauses* What is this, Star Wars, Van?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: Wait, I'm confused again.

Ann: They're arguing over where their kids are.

Tabby: But I thought their kids were here?

Ann: No, she's only his kid. And those two have others.

Tabby: Oh....

Kelly: La de da de dum... la de da de dum... does anyone know the name of that song?

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: Don't look at me you're just my father. *mutters under breath* Althouh I'd rather have Obi Wan

 

[Beauregard]

Father: What...what? An old man with a beard and faux-magic powers over...me? *turns to Christy* Tell me about that key? *smile*

 

[christyb]

Mother: It's gold and a little tarnished and I traded it then stole it back from King Oblakikhan.

Vanessa: Oh yeah, a guy with skill over you. Anyday. Where do I sign?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *makes "blah blah blah" faces at Vanessa* And do you have it on your person, Christy dear dear wife of mine?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *runs into house* *runs back out dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi* Hello there young padawan. Come, we must go, quickly, to the local cinema! The Cole people will be back, and in far greater numbers.

 

[christyb]

Mother: Yes I do.

Vanessa: Oh gee that's mature.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: You really think so? The beard's fake, but other than that-

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: This coming from the father of a dragon and has wandering eyes..

Mother: And currently sees Yaks.