"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: Oh Viq you'll be sorry when I tell DanDan about what you did. Where's your sister gone anyway? You stay right there...well you're not really going to go anywhere I have tied you to a chair...but never mind *looks around house for Vibs..or Viq whichever one is in Australia*

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DanDan: *in cave* Where are we? *claps hands* What's that whirring noise? *lights come on* Oh that's right, I got bored along the way and decided to fit a clap light. Now, where's that trap door gone...? *takes out raincoat* I think I hid my map in here....*takes out napkin from inside raincoat* Nope, just one of these mini tablecloths

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Fem! I swear I thought you'd be happy about the nailpolish... Don't make DanDan eat me. Please Fem, I know that you're a good foot deep inside.. If you let me go, I'll track Vibs down and then I'll make her own up to what she did!

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Vibs: ... Yeah. I am glad we had that talk. You know I'm sorry about the whole beating your baby up, stealing its pocket, turning you into a human then into a giraffe because I couldn't remember the correct spell but I am glad we got it sorted out! see you! *leaves*

Kangaroo which is not a kangaroo anymore but a cross between a dog and a goldfish: So long.

Babypanther in its pocket: Meeuhf.

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[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: Oh dear me. I'm going to have to wear a bag over my...self when I go out.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: So any more bright ideas, Ron? *lights come on at that point ala Dandan*

Ron: Well there's one. How about you?

Father: Yeah, like you did that. Sure. *rolls eyes*

Ron: Want me to make them go away again?

Father: No! Leave them alone!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: *sniff* I look like a girl foot

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DanDan: What are you guys talking about? You're always leaving me out of these conversations!! You don't want me to put my socks over your heads again do you? DO YOU??

 

[Beauregard]

Father/Ron: *both together* No!

Father: Hey, no need to shout.

Ron: Was talking to the blue freak.

Father: That freak is my brother! I think...so...er...bro, any idea how to get out of this hole?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Well if my gut feeling is correct, which it naturally always is...

*flashback*

DanDan: *ontop of an aeroplane wing* I'm sorry Fem, I was sure this was the beach

....then we should be near Chez Moppet soon. *notices giant neon arrow with "Moppet Household This Way" next to it*

Ahhh!! *begins climbing up ladder*

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Fem: *looking in Moppet's bathroom mirror* Ahh!! What am I going to do about these toenails??

*sees movement inside of toilet*

Fem: AAAHHHHH

*DanDan climbs out of toilet*

Fem: I don't believe it! You climbed down the Moppet Family's toilet?

DanDan: Yeah Fem, what are you the narrator???

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *following Dandan*

Ron: *following Father* Was that you or...?

Father: Shut up. We're in a sewer.

Ron: And that means I can't go for obvious jokes?

Father: Another thing we'll talk about when we are safely in my family home.

Ron: *is silent*

Father: How much further, Dandan? Dandan? DANDAN????...Did we take the right turning back there?

Ron: Between the public toilets, and the high-school lavs? Maybe.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Will somebody please untie me? Ahuuuuh... *sniffs*

Vibs: *appears infront of fem holding nail polish remover, and doing a thumb up* here ya go! *snaps fingers and Viq is free* Good. Now all is taken care off...... wait... is that ....DANDAN!? Get that blue monster outta here!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *crawls out of drainhole in front of the Moppet House* Please may Vic not be in, please may Vic not be in.

Ron: *crawls into the tunnel leading to the back drainpipe* Jana? What are you doing here?