"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

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*Mother glares at Hevej and then turns to Father*

Mother: Rosa...do you want to lay the first punch or me?
 

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Father: Christy, dear, you can't punch her! Think about how she feels! Yes, she's pretending to be a grown up, dressed like a grown up, swearing like a trooper, but she still has feelings!
 

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Viq: *somewhere near a spider*

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Vibs: *stunned on the pavement*

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Rosa: *struggling to get the gag off* *finally manages* Ksdghsd... GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!! Christy, my good old friend who stole my boyfriend in College, my image, my blue pencil and my shoes, or more like borrowed them but gave them back half broken... I had worked HARD to get the pink and white pearl-and-glitter pair.. anyway, Christy - who used to be my friend - Please consider either dumping or paying more attention to your man, he's obviously desperat and then untie me and pay me 100 dollars!
 

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Mother: *magically unties Rosa* *looks at father* *looks at Rosa* You wouldn't happen to still have David's number still by the way?
 

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Father: *looks at Rosa, now untied reaching for her knife, looks at Mother who is...mad* Who's David?
 

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Rosa: Thank you... Oh and about David - Long time after you eventually dumped him, I sorta happened to ... Well... Surely hardly on purpose..Still a bit... not much...a little... maybe I did it on purpose but the POINT is *breaths* - In jail. Arrested. Been for quite some time now.. Some crime involving kidnapping little boys, turning money into puppies, robbing banks, that kinda stuff. I know, sad destiny - Though he was quite a dish wasn't he? . . .Now, where were we? ... Oh yes, LET GO OF MY THIGH YOU PSYCHO and Christy - I know a laywer who knows another laywer, who knows a bankrobber who knows a laywer who once got me a drink in a bar. I have never seen the guy work in court, but he's so gorgeously handsome so if you ever need a laywer to divorce this freak - here's his card. *hands Christy card*
 

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Mother: *pauses* You're kidding me David? I don't believe it! He always wanted to be a doctor. I remember when I borrowed that red dress of yours oh so sorry about the rip in that by the way. Money into puppies? He should have hooked up with Ron and me. Now we really made it big. Sad sad destiny being caught like that. He was incredibly handsome. Always was so jealous of you two and how much he really liked you. BEAUREGARD PARKER MOPPET if you don't unhand her I'll personally put that knife where it'll really hurt! *takes card* I do believe I might need this. Oh that reminds me. Did you know David had a long lost cousin twice removed who is actually his uncle? An absolute dream hold on one moment....*punches Father who was trying to retie Rosa's legs together* Where was I? Oh yes fabulous date. I believe I have his *a piece of paper appears* Oh yes here it is. You really should give him a call dear you two would be perfect together.
 

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Out on the town.....

*talking to Vic* So now what? Am I destine to stay this way forever. Your the only one who really knows who I am. Most of the other's can't tell the different. The things I like about me being a dragon is: 1. I can fly. 2. I can breath fire. and last 3. I can dance the Popo Polka Jig. *looks at Vic* What? I couldn't think of another thing cool about being a dragon. So I made it up.

In the backyard of the Cole's house......

Biggy: Why are we back here?

Yakky: Because. Being that Mr. Cole enjoys creepy stuff. I might would wonder if the dragon already belongs here. So if we stay here and set a trap. We can catch it and tell Mr. Cole about it.

Biggy: Another stupid idea.
 

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*Notices some activity in the backyard*

Hmm...wonder what thats all about. *sends mental message to Adam telling him to come home*
 

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Father: *is punched* *hits into door, accidenly slamming the door handle down and falling out of car into the road* Oh for the love of something omnipotent! *gets up* Right, that is the last piece of dust that hit the hay that balances on the straw on the camel's back! Mother, either that me handle this, or handle Rosa yourself...well, she's not even Rosa! Put that girl back how she should be! I am her Father, I say what she does and does not do, and right now she must be a cute, baby again. Alright???

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Hevej: *leans over the back fence at the Coles* What are ye...creatures up to aye? You know this place is a danger trap waiting to 'appen, right? What with that madman in charge of the old ship there...by ship I mean house, by madman I mean Mr Cole, no offence...
 
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