"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

*back at restaurant*

DanDan: Waiter!! There's a moose in my hat. Oh wait it's just my head. Panic over!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Well, I've been told that I'm good company...Or company at least...And my omlettes are to die for...Can I come with you?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Why do I always get myself into positions I never ask for! Rosa...I mean...you're not Rosa really...you're not even a woman! Will you please just...

Moppet(alterego): Allow me...*prompty ties Rosa hand and foot, gags her and stuffs her in the car boot*

Father: Nice...very nice...*to by standers* Hey, there is nothing to watch, I'm just taking her home to bed, she's had an exhasuting day pretending to be a woman. *mutters*

(OOC: In case you guys havn't read the last page...Father thinks Rosa is Vibs his daughter, who he must return home)

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Hevej: Come along then boy...there will be dangers ahead, plagues and storms and food-poisening and hot-chocolate that isn't marked "hot", but come along, if you dare, across the street to McDonalds...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Waiter there's a lemon floating in the toilet...

Waiter: That's it!! Get out!! You are barred from this restaurant for 2 years!!

DanDan: Does that mean I get to leave without paying...?

Waiter: Well I suppose but the shame and humilia--

DanDan: Woo-hoo!! *strips and runs home naked*

(OOC: Night folks!)

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Oh...Oh mister pirate man...I don't know if I can handle the pressure of McDonalds...Are you sure I'm ready??! I CAN'T HADLE IT!!! *runs away to find where I left Mairin in the woods*

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Oh, a nakkid blue man...woman...thing...reminds me of that tropical island just off Tortouga...*leaves*

(OOC: And that's the end of that episode folks. I'm off to bed - OOC 2: Er...it's not really the end of the episode...but I am off to bed)

 

[Vic Romano]

Good freakin' Lord this thread has two speeds, fast as **** and stopped.

 

[theprawncracker]

Good freakin' Lord this thread has two speeds, fast as **** and stopped.

Jack: You insensitive incense candle! I'm over here moaning about gaining/losing/gaining/losing/gaining/losing my girlfriend, and you're over here talking about how fast someone can sew threads! Is there no love for Jack?!

 

[The Count]

Narrator... Is there no love for Jack?
Apparently not.

*Leaves.

 

[theprawncracker]

Narrator... Is there no love for Jack?
Apparently not.

*Leaves.

Oh great, even the narrator's against me...*mutters*