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Chapter Five
With their attempt at asking Jameson for an advanced raise being a complete failure, Peter and the Muppets resorted to going with Robin and Peter’s aunt, May Parker, to the Bank of Manhattan and try to get a loan for their mortgage problems. It was only until Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, and Robin went there with Peter and May that they discovered that the two had foreclosure problems of their own. If May didn’t find a way to pay it off, she would lose her home just like the Muppets would lose the Happiness Hotel. The only difference in the two foreclosures was that May had been threatened of hers long before Kermit and his friends had on theirs, and it was along a matter of time before her would be gone. So, as an act of kindness from both groups, they all decided to see the same banker, a man named Mr. Jacks, to help them out…but, unfortunately, things didn’t exactly go their way.
“I’m afraid the information you’ve provided for me here isn’t enough to refinance your homes.” He informed much to their displeasure. However, May was able to come up with some sort of excuse.
“I’m giving piano lessons again.” She said, surprising Peter a little.
“You are?” She meant to give him a little kick in the shin to silence him. But her foot seemed to have connected to Mr. Jacks, instead of Peter.
“Ouch!!!” He startled Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, and Robin with his howling.
“You okay?” Jacks looked puzzlingly at the people in front of him, trying to ignore the pain in his leg.
“W-We appreciate that you just opened up new ‘Super-Saver’ accounts with us today,” said Jacks, with a slight smirk on his face. “But the fact is that you don’t have the assets to justify your loans. I’m sorry.” Peter and the Muppets looked down in despair, while May still seemed a bit cheerful, pulling out a medium-sized sheet of paper from her purse.
“Well, at least we still get a free toaster.” She said, but Jacks then informed her of the fact that the toaster could only be free for people who registered for three hundred or more dollars, before moving away from his desk and limping away to check on his leg.
“Oh, don’t worry everybody.” Robin cheerfully said to his discouraged friends. “As long as we still got the Theatre and the KMUP station, we’ll be just fine.”
“Robin, we haven’t performed a show at the Muppet Theatre in ages, and we barely have enough to repair the damages at the KMUP station in San Fran.” Kermit contradicted. “It’ll only be a matter of time before we lose both of them as well.” Robin then became discouraged himself. Kermit realized that he just might’ve crushed his nephew’s hopes, so he didn’t to make up his mistake by comforting him. “But we’ll still be alright, Robin. We’re the Muppets, remember? We always pull through.” Fozzie was beginning to believe that fact was only becoming pure fiction, as their situation got more hopeless by the hour.
“We’ll be fine, Uncle Kermit,” Robin said, “But what about Peter and Aunt May?”
“Oh, don’t you worry about us, Robin.” May remarked, gently patting the tiny frog’s head. “We’ll be alright.”
“That’s right. We’ll think of something.” Peter added, just as three people wearing black hats and brown trenchcoats (one larger than the other two) came in and walked to where the bank’s safe was located. These three visitors were no mere costumers; they were the newly formed alliance of Dr. Drakken, Shego, and Otto Octavius (a.k.a. “Doc Ock”). Once they neared the safe, Octavius ripped off a section of clothing from the back part of his trenchcoat and allowed his mechanical arms to come out. Two of them clutched to the floor, while the others grabbed a hold of the thick metal door for the safe and tore it out of place.
“Sweet!!” Shego yelled, just as Octavius hurled the detached metal door across the air and towards Peter, May, and the Muppets. Peter’s spider sense had kicked in as soon as the flying metal door came near them, and he pushed May and the Muppets away from, pushing himself back in the process as well and allowing the metal door to crash into Mr. Jacks’s desk, completely destroying it.
“What the heck?!” Piggy shouted, while Peter, realizing that there was an actual robbery occurring, jumped from his chair and ran away from May and the Muppets, who were surprised to see him escaping on his own.
“Peter! Don’t leave us here!” May cried, but Peter was too far away to hear her cries, as he rounded a corner and disappeared.
“Oh, he’s a real hero.” Piggy’s sarcasm didn’t seem to be helping any, and neither did the security officers that attempted to stop Drakken, Shego, and Octavius.
“Put your hands up! All of them!” An officer demanded, and Octavius answered the request by using his mechanical arms to grab the officers by their ankles and toss them aside.
“Man, Dr. D! I’m lovin’ this guy more and more by the minute!” Shego commented.
“Told ya we made a good bargain, Shego.” Drakken remarked, as the three menacing strangers entered the vault, where Octavius’s mechanical arms took off his hat and began putting several large bags of money into several cases. One of the arms stopped and “whispered” something to Otto, making him grin as he turned to Drakken and Shego.
“We have company.” He uttered, and the two knew exactly who he was talking about, once Shego removed her trenchcoat and turned around in time to see Spider-Man swing his way into the scene and stick to a section of the ceiling. She unleashed long-range projectiles of green plasma energy from her hands at the web-slinger, who instantly dodged each one as they came near him, leaving the blasts to blow away chunks of the ceiling.
“Argh! Hold still, you masked freak!” Shego yelled, using her acrobatic skills to jump into the air and attack Spidey head-on. But the hero provided to be too fast for Shego, even in hand-to-hand combat, as he swiftly dodged each of her punches, which were increased greatly in strength by her plasma flares, enough to melt and tear certain objects.
“Wow!” Fozzie exclaimed, pulling out a camera and taking several photos of Shego and Spider-Man fighting. “Jameson will be sure to pay us thousands for these photos!” While Fozzie was talking photos, Drakken was becoming very upset over the way Shego was having her butt handed to her by the web-slinger.
“Never send a woman to do a man’s job!” Drakken uttered, just before he snatched one of the heavy bags of golden coins and flung it at Spider-Man, who fired a web strand at it and simply hurled it back towards Drakken.
“Here’s your change!” He shouted, as the heavy bag hit Drakken square in the chest, causing him to immediately hit the floor and momentarily lose his breath.
“Never send an idiot to do a genius’s job!” Octavius said, before he used his mechanical arms to fling other bags at Spider-Man, who was dodging them between blows with Shego. He was able to knock her away and send her crashing into a desk, while he swung across to one of the pillars in the building and attempted to fire some webbing at Octavius. However, nothing came out of his wrists again, just like the night he was chased by Kim.
“What?!?!” He yelled, distracted long enough for Octavius to throw a money bag and make a direct hit, causing Spider-Man to fall from the pillar and hit a railing on his way to the floor.
“Ohh! Nice one, Ock!” Drakken yelled, as he moved the money bag that hit him away from his chest and went to Shego, who was slowly getting to her feet. “Why are you letting him kick your butt like that?!”
“Hey! You go one-on-one with a guy with spider reflexes and see how it’s like!” Shego snapped, while Octavius went to where Spider-Man was lying, having two of his arms pick him up by his wrists and fold them over his chest, as he glared at him through his sunglasses.
“You’re starting to get on my nerves!” Octavius told Spidey.
“I have a knack for that.” Spidey remarked.
“Not any more.” Octavius then used the claws from his other two mechanical arms to cling onto Spidey’s head and begin to squeeze it, making Spider-Man grunt as he did so.
“That’s it, Octavius! Squeeze his head to a pulp!” Drakken yelled, with his mouth watering as he watched the torture, disgusting Shego a little. But just when it seemed as if Spidey was done for, he fired two crisscrossed web strands, one at a marble-plated desk and the other at an old fashioned wooden one. Spidey unfolded his arms, sending both desks flying towards Octavius at the same time. Ock dropped Spider-Man immediately and focused on the wooden desk, using his mechanical arms to grab it and tear apart, just as the marble-plated desk came near him and hit him hard enough to make his body soar across two rooms and crash through a window. He hit a generator and tore it away from the sidewalk, creating a loud booming noise and unleashing several sparks, soon before he smashed right into a taxicab.
Close nearby, there was an SUV rounding a corner and coming across the area where Otto Octavius had smashed into the taxicab. The SUV was driven by Quentin Fitzwaller, who was once an irate, bumbling security guard at Walt Disney World, but became the personal assistant of Mickey Mouse, after he had been promoted for scraping all the spearmint off of park benches by the mouse himself. He immediately stopped the vehicle, upon seeing the man with the four mechanical arms, and turned to his passengers (Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Kim, and Ron).
“U-Uh, Mr. Mouse, sir?” Quentin said. “Maybe we should take a different route.” Mickey looked past the windshield and noticed Doc Ock on the street. He knew it was time for both his companions and his sorcerer alter-ego to spring into action.
“No, Fitzwaller! We’ve got a job to do!” Mickey said, just before he jumped out of the SUV with Goofy, Donald, Kim, and Ron. He surprised and confused his friends, when he had ran in a completely different direction from them.
“Hey, Mickey. You’re goin’ tha wrong way.” Goofy said.
“Uh, I…uh…have to get some film for the camera.” Mickey said, and without saying another word, he rounded the same corner that Quentin had in the SUV and disappeared, confusing his friends even more.
“But there’s plenty of film in this camera.” Donald indicated.
“Never mind.” Kim said. “Just keep a safe distance, while Ron and I go and stop Octavius.”
“Why does it always have to be you and me?” Ron asked, as he and Kim ran towards Octavius, who was able to pick himself back up with his mechanical limbs. Ron and Kim stopped, just as they noticed Spider-Man jumping through the shattered window, at the same time Octavius ripped two car doors from the taxicab and hurled them at Spidey. The web-slinger was able to jump over the first door, but it was the second that had caught him. While Spider-Man crashed back into the building, Kim and Ron confronted Octavius, neither of them realizing how much the doctor had changed.
“Doctor Octavius! Remember us?” Kim asked, and when he noticed the two, he just became more enraged.
“How can I forget the two people who failed to protect my machine?!” Octavius yelled and used two of his arms to swipe at Kim and Ron. Kim was able to jump out of the way in time, but Ron was caught by the two limbs, being sent flying through the air and landing on top of one of the squad cars that had arrived at the scene. Drakken and Shego came out of the bank at the moment Kim landed in front of them and taken aback by their appearance at the scene.
“What are you two doing here?!” Kim asked, and Drakken didn’t fear or get upset over Kim’s arrival, because he was that much confident of his alliance with Otto Octavius. All he had done was grin at Kim Possible, who was beginning to put two and two together. “What did you do to Doctor Octavius, Drakken?!”
“Let’s just say he’s all that and you’re not anymore!” Drakken exclaimed, just before one of the claws from Octavius’s mechanical limbs grabbed Kim by the waist, while one other did the same to May Parker. Octavius used his human arms to snatch Piggy, who was just coming out of the bank, taking all three of the women hostage. The police that had arrived at the scene aimed their weapons at Octavius, but soon lowered them once Octavius turned to them and held his hostages in front of him.
“Don’t follow me.” Octavius warned, and with his hostages, he moved away from the bank and started climbing up the side of a nearby building. Kermit, Fozzie, Robin, Goofy, and Donald saw what happened to Piggy, and they all started to get scared.
“Miss Piggy!” Robin cried.
“Kermit, what are we gonna do?!” Fozzie asked, and for the first time in his life, Kermit was lacking ideas, as he watched his girlfriend being taken away with Kim and May by Otto Octavius. While the crowd and the police were distracted by Octavius, Shego and Drakken got out of sight, both carrying two money bags, and left in their hovercraft, which had been parked in a nearby alleyway. As they flew away, a red/blue blur flew past them at a miraculous speed, spinning their hovercraft around and around just as fast.
“This is like the Mad Tea Cup all over again!!!” Drakken yelled, while the red/blue blur that was in fact the Sorcerer’s Apprentice (a.k.a. Mickey Mouse) landed on the side of the building that Octavius was climbing up, defying the laws of gravity by standing horizontally and stopping the surprised doctor in his tracks.
“Alright, buddy! Let the girls go!” Mickey demanded, and his forceful attitude impressed Piggy a little.
“Oh! Mickey!” Piggy exclaimed. “This is a side of you that I never thought I would see in person.”
“It’s gonna be okay, Piggy.” Mickey said. “As long as Octopus here cooperates!”
“Sure, Mr. Mouse. I’ll do anything for my childhood idol.” Octavius said, but the tone in his voice told otherwise. When the mechanical arms came closer to Mickey and put May and Kim in arm length from him, Octavius made a quick move and made his mechanical arms drop the two on purpose, at the same time he dropped Piggy as well. “Oops! Butterfingers!”
“NO!!!” Mickey yelled, and he quickly flew away from his spot and caught Piggy before she could’ve fallen any further. Kim, who was falling faster than May Parker, pulled out a gun device and fired a grappling hook that connected to one of the ledges of the building and allowed her to stop falling and start swinging through the air, catching May Parker and gently setting her back down on the sidewalk below.
“Goodness gracious! Thank you, my dear.” May said, a bit shaken.
“No big. Just get to someplace safe. Everything will be alright.” Kim said, before she pushed the trigger of her grappling gun and sent herself soaring back up the building.
“Be careful, young lady.” May said, watching and fearing for Kim as she flew upwards at Octavius, who noted her sudden appearance and made a move quick enough to surprise even Kim herself. He grabbed her body with one mechanical arm and began smashing her body against a brick wall, tearing it apart in the process. Chunks of stone began to fall towards the crowd, leaving Kermit, Fozzie, Donald, Goofy, and Ron to move several people to safety in the process. Kim was shaken badly from the blows, but she tried her very best to fight back against the six-armed madman.
Meanwhile, Mickey was able to bring Piggy back to her friends, but didn’t stay long enough to be thanked, considering the fact that Kim was in serious danger. When he flew back up towards her and Octavius really fast, he was caught by surprise when Spider-Man swung his way and accidentally caused the two heroes to collide, smashing into a wall. Angered by each other’s interference, Mickey and Spider-Man had to put a moment for bickering aside, in order to climb up and help save Kim.
When the sorcerer and the web-slinger came near the two, they didn’t expect to be caught by two of Octavius’s other mechanical limbs. It had become a one-on-three brawl in a matter of seconds, as Octavius fought desperately with his robotic arms against Kim, Mickey, and Spider-Man all across the side of the building. The spectators far below couldn’t believe the battle that was happening above, which Fozzie Bear was competing for pictures with Donald Duck, both snapping away at the scene.
“Gosh, Uncle Kermit.” Robin said, truly amazed. “I didn’t know Mickey Mouse could fight like that.”
“I didn’t either, Robin.” Kermit uttered, trying to comprehend the fact that his old F.A.S.A. buddy was up there with Kim Possible and Spider-Man, whose fight was starting to take a violent turn, when the mechanical arms that Spidey and Kim were fighting against had grabbed the two and threw their bodies through two windows and then hurled them away towards another building on the other side. Kim and Spidey crashed through the same window, leaving Mickey the only one fighting against Octavius, who pinned his small body against the wall with one of his mechanical limbs.
“I hope you enjoyed yourself, Mr. Mouse, because you’ve put on your last magic show for your adoring fans.” Octavius said, right before a long, sharp knife plucked itself out from one of his limbs and pointed directly at Mickey’s head. From the other building, Spidey and Kim could see the trouble that Mickey was in and both cooperated long enough to pull off an interesting trick. While Kim jumped on his back and gently held her arms around his neck, Spider-Man fired two web strands at two sides of the broken window and started pulling both himself and Kim back, stretching the web strands.
“Oh, this is so gonna be the drama!” Kim uttered, just before Spider-Man catapulted the both of them towards Octavius and Mickey. But things didn’t go exactly as planned, when Mickey unleashed a flash of light from his hands that melted Octavius’s sunglasses away and blinded him. While Octavius was screaming in pain, his body reeled back along with the limb that still had the protruding knife, which had aimed at Spidey and Kim. “Look out!” Spidey snatched the limb and used it as leverage to push himself and Kim towards the wall, which he instantly stuck to. The mechanical limb that Octavius used to pin down Mickey had loosened its grip on the mouse, but accidentally pushed him off the ledge in the process.
While Mickey had fallen several feet through the air, his sorcerer hat had flown off his head, taking away the power that he could’ve used to stop himself from falling and soar through the air again. Seeing how Mickey was freefalling, Spidey and Kim immediately jumped from the ledge and fell towards him. Spidey fired two web strands at both sides of Mickey’s body and gave a hard jerk to increase his fall enough to catch up with the mouse. Once he was near Mickey, he snatched him and fired another web strand into the air, stopping their fall and giving Spidey opportunity to swing them all to safety, while the police fired at Octavius, who had fled the scene.
Spider-Man brought himself, Kim, and Mickey back down to the center of the crowd below, all of the people gathering around them and congratulating each of them. While the crowd cheered on the three heroes that took on Doctor Octopus, Robin spotted something nearby that made him move away from his uncle’s side, as Kermit himself joined Piggy, Fozzie, Donald, Goofy, and Ron in congratulating and questioning Kim, Spider-Man, and Mickey.
“You okay, Kim?” asked Ron, who was just as bruised as Kim was.
“I’ll let you know once I’m in a bathtub filled with ice.” Kim remarked.
“I know the feelin’.” Ron said, while Kermit checked on Piggy.
“How are you doing, Piggy?” He asked her. “Do you think you need medical attention or anything like that?” Piggy wasn’t exactly listening to Kermit, because she was too interested in the person that saved her life: Mickey Mouse. “Piggy?” The frog soon noticed her gaze on Mickey, and he finally reached the jealous attitude that he had known he should’ve been feeling, ever since Mickey became a Bugle reporter. Fearing that he would say something he would regret, Kermit simply just walked away, coming across Robin, who was picking Mickey’s sorcerer hat up from the sidewalk at the same time his uncle took him by the hand. “Come on, Robin. Let’s go.”
“But…Uncle Kermit…” Robin said, trying to show the jealous Kermit the hat, as he was led away by him. Meanwhile, Fozzie was interested in the story regarding Kim, Spidey, and Mickey.
“So is this the start of a new partnership?” He asked, and the three heroes answered in unison, each giving a simple “No.”
“I work solo.” Spidey told Fozzie.
“Same here.” Mickey said, glaring at Spider-Man.
“You boys took the words right out of my mouth.” Kim remarked, and Ron was about to say something, until Kim had covered his mouth. “Come on, Ron. Let’s get outta here.” Kim and Ron limped away from the scene, while Spider-Man jumped and swung out of sight. Mickey remained where he was, as Quentin approached him with a sorcerer hat that looked oddly similar to his.
“Here’s your hat, sir.” He said, and Mickey angrily snatched it away from, as he turned to Donald and Goofy.
“Neither of you fellas say anything about this to Jameson, alright?” Mickey demanded.
“But, Mickey, everyone saw ya do what ya did.” Goofy said.
“Yeah, it’s bound to get into the papers sometime.” Donald added.
“You fellas forget that I’m a sorcerer. I’ll just use my magic once we get back to the Tipton to make everyone forget all about this.” Mickey said, as he walked back to the SUV with Donald, Goofy, and Quentin. Had he and his friends hung around longer, they would’ve heard a young boy ask his mother where the hat that he bought from the Disney Store had gone.
“I can’t wait ‘til we get these pictures back to the Bugle for Mister Jameson to see.” Fozzie said, just as Piggy noticed something about his camera that brought on her next action.
“HIIIII-YAHHHH!!!!!” She screamed, just before she karate-chopped Fozzie, sending him flying through the air and smacking against the side of a squad car. “The lens cap was still on, you idiot!!!”
“That’s…all…you had…to tell…me.” Fozzie grunted, while Piggy shook her head, wondering if they would have any luck at the Planetarium Party.
“Oh, I hope so.”
END OF CHAPTER FIVE