The Jim Lewis Interview

[Beauregard]

I was just...you know, making conversation...about...twiddley cheese sticks...

 

[dwayne1115]

ohh well im not hungery but thanks

 

[theprawncracker]

Cheese twiddle? Where? I'd love one.

 

[Beauregard]

*hands Prawnie a cheese twiddle*

And for you, Dwayne, since you arn't hungry...a fat-free cheese twiddle.

 

[theprawncracker]

*munches on cheese twiddle* So, uh, yeah... Why are we here again? Some guy named Him Slewus?

 

[Beauregard]

*hands Prawnie a napkin* Don't say Jim Lewis with a mouthful of twiddle. But, yes, we are passing time and awaiting the imminent arrival of an interview with the chap.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ahhh... I see. What sort of chap is he? Is he a stick of chap? *eats another cheese twiddle*

 

[Beauregard]

He's a writer sort of chap, actually. *takes a sip of tea* He writes for...those fluffy multi-coloured things that sing, what are they again?

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh! The singing cotton balls that have fallen into easter egg dye! I see! Right. What a nice man...

 

[Beauregard]

...the...no, not those multicoloured singing fluffy things...the other multidimentional fluffing silly things...