The Infamous Rubber Chicken...

[radionate]

Originally posted by ResidentLilly
Ahh...the joy of rubber stuff...

Ken, I repeat, I worry about you.

 

[Drtooth]

Mr. Horse: Don't say I need any rubber n*pples. But I'll tell you what, though, have you got any... rubber walrus protectors???

Walrus: call the police!!!!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

By the way, I have a fuzzy nose glasses now! WOCKA WOCKA!!

Now, all I need are some of those GREAT BIG GREEN SUNGLASSES!!

FOZ

 

[Zack the Dog]

do you have a horn Kevin?

hmm, how about a list of Fozzie items

Rubber Chicken
Woopie Cusion
big green sun glasses
fuzzy nose glasses
pork pie hat
pokadot tie
horn
mic
rollerskates
joybuzzer
joke book
teddy bear
ucalaly(sp)
banana cream pie
banana with peel

anything more?
Zack)Rowlf have you got all that stuff?Dog

 

[radionate]

Originally posted by Zack the Dog

anything more?
Zack)Rowlf have you got all that stuff?Dog

I think his uncle has the studebaker!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Zack the Dog
banana with peel

LOL!!

*sigh*

OH my, that was the funniest thing at 5:58 p.m....

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Hiya!

I got all that stuff...well, not the studebacher. My uncle isn't hibernating yet!

FOZ

 

[CaptCrouton]

Don't forget the ventriloquist dummy.

But you don't need props. Just do that "Bear walking against the wind" routine.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

I tried the bear walking against the wind routine, but it blew me away.

I don't have a ventriloquist dummy. Strange, huh? A puppeteer and I don't own a dummy?

I guess it just isn't right, anyhow. A dummy owning a dummy?! It's illegal...

FOZ

 

[Drtooth]

I propose an idea!!!

How about Rubber Chicken accessories? Once the "Rubber chicken classic" makes it's return (gas jokes have pushed Woopie Cushions up several notches in comical props, but they were all dethrowned by..ahem... adult material!), these will soar off the shelves. I can see it now:

Rubber chicken top hat, cane, and tuxedo
Tourist Rubber chicken gear (camera, bermuda shorts, Hawaiian shirts, sunglasses)
comic Rubber chicken props (Groucho glasses, mini woopie cushion, a rubber human)

WHo knows! This may be big! This may even dethrown Barbies, for girls play time clothing fun! And it's for boys and girls, thus bridging the gender gap! Wottaya say?