Oh my gosh, I can't believe how everybody is suddenly so butthurt this year about the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree. "No! You can't do this! This is essentially tree murder! Why can't New Yorkers just make an artificial tree and stop killing all of these helpless, defenseless trees that are being killed for the sake of vanity?!" Wow, really? So, authentic Christmas trees are an item of vanity now? Gee whiz. What's next? Vegans across the country protesting Turkey Lives Matter?