The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

[The Count]

*Behind Pork. Cookie Monster: Hey, you no have any cookies? Oh, that big tragedy. Please, you must have some cookies. Me starving monster... Me need cookies to survive. And so do me friend and fellow cookie monster Claudia here. Please, you sure you no have any cookies for us?
*Puppy dog googly eyes.

 

[Beakerfan]

Shanker: Hey... Hey, gorgeous! Pssst! Down here! I'll give ya a REAL cookie if you stop cryin.....

 

[Pork]

Well. Um, I was gonna save the real cookies for later. But, since you asked so nicely. *Checks pockets for Cookies*. Hey! that's weird. MY COOKIES ARE GONE! *stares at Squeekums dubiously*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Boy these awards sure are exciting
Abby: They are! I'm having so much fun. How about you Big Bird?
*Beth smiles as she watches Red and Gobo sitting a few rows in front of them*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

It's not fake! It's Rubber. And it squeeks too see *squeezes rubber cookie producing a squeeking noise*. It goes with your name. Squeekums. Hehe. Squeekums and her Squeeky Cookie.

Now stop crying before you make a fool of yourself.

;____; But it's not edible.
(Chews on the cookie)
Squeak Squeak Squeak!

(Keeps chewing on it)

(Eyes water)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Well. Um, I was gonna save the real cookies for later. But, since you asked so nicely. *Checks pockets for Cookies*. Hey! that's weird. MY COOKIES ARE GONE! *stares at Squeekums dubiously*

OMG IT WAS LEFTY'S FAULT! X) LOL


















Squeak

 

[dwayne1115]

(wakes up and cheers) wha wha what am i doing and where did Mrs pacman and the clowns go.

 

[Beakerfan]

Shanker: *to Bunsen* Is she always like this?

Goldie: Shanker! That's not nice!

Shanker: Hey! I wasn't sayin it to be mean! I just thought maybe she'd be happier if she had a real cookie...

 

[The Count]

*Ahem... Ladies and germs... The Great Gonzo!
Gonzo: Thank you, thank you... Tonight I will perform a feat of daring do... I will hand out the Hanging by a Thread award for best thread while hanging from this electrified telephone wire by my nose without a Prawn to catch me should I fall.

And the award goes to...
*Straddles the wire with his angled appendage.
The Kiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug, Darling, Darling Thread.
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d172/nickguy505/Awards/hangingthread.png


There suddenly comes a volted charge that sets the weirdo's skeletal system a glow, zapping him and ultimately sending him flying off into the backstage supports (most probably into one of the occupied dressing rooms.

 

[Beakerfan]

*a bunch of screaming penguins come running from backstage*