The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

[Winslow Leach]

Shanker: Oh.... *begins to sharpen his knife*

*the other leprechauns get out their flutes and fiddles and begin to dance*

Okay, I'm getting kinda scared here...um...are you sure Shanker knows how to handle a knife?

 

[Pork]

He better not be planning on popping our Rubber Cookies!

 

[Beakerfan]

Oh, knives are Shanker's specialty. Trust me. He's a master with knives.

 

[dwayne1115]

yall going to cut up some meat im hungry now? who wants some backon? wait i forgot sorry to all the pigs

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

IT's a Squeeking Cookie Jam session!

MMMM, Cookie Jam!

Popping our rubbers?
NEVER!

x)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Oh, knives are Shanker's specialty. Trust me. He's a master with knives.

Uh-huh...

(shifty eyes)

Where's Lefty...he's supposed to be my backup...

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Lefty, casually leaning against a wall, is chatting with a female audience member.

Lefty: ...and it fell off da truck! Ain't dat a pip? And I'll let ya have it fer only a nickel!

 

[Pork]

*Squock Squock* Wait a second, what's with the Squock Squock? NOO, my COokie is our o tune.

 

[Beakerfan]

Shanker: Don' worry your pretty head about it! I ain't going to pop anything! *begins to carve chess pieces out of a small block of wood*

 

[dwayne1115]

(Sings Hard Days night by the beatles)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

:0 Maybe it can be saved!

Squeak, squock! Squeak, Squock!