The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

[The Count]

Thanks Alex. *Sits down to count how many are left. It's OK... If we need more I'll send one of my little darklings to fetch some replacements. BTW: Off-topic... When I was younger I actually found a four-leaf clover. But when I showed it to my mom, the wind blew it away. Oh well...


*Bats cluster around waiting to receive their bolts... A few start chatting away about the gossip of who'll win which category. Some even practice daring acro-batics with a few of the leprechauns.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Cha-cha-cha!

Well...unfortunately, the tux store is out of tuxes. Apparently there was a major rush on 'em between yesterday and today, as a stage production of March of the Penguins is opening this weekend, and the cast ransacked the store.

I guess I'll pick up one of those t-shirts that resemble the front of a tuxedo. Good enough!

And of course, I have my frizzy, red, green, blue, pink and purple wig, my large red clown nose that honks when you squeeze it, my oversized Buster Keaton-ish slap-shoes, and large baggy trousers that will be held up by my spiffy rainbow suspenders.

The cool thing about my baggy trousers is that it can hold a ginormous bottle of seltzer water, that I plan to bring to the festivities, just in case I...er...get thirsty...yeah...that's the ticket!

I'm not expecting to win nothin', ya understand, I just like to dress up for special occasions! Plus, I hear the grub is gonna be fantastic!

 

[Winslow Leach]

I'm puttin' on my top hat, tyin' up my white tie, brushin' off my tails!

(Leach does a quick tap dance)

 

[D'Snowth]

I'm puttin' on my top hat, tyin' up my white tie, brushin' off my tails!

(Leach does a quick tap dance)

Reminds of the time Colonel Potter suggest Klinger do that number for the Post-Op patients in his new red dress.

 

[The Count]

Announcement.

Hey peeps... Two new categories to vote fo, check the list again and see who you want to nominate for these exciting awards.

 

[Katzi428]

I'm puttin' on my top hat, tyin' up my white tie, brushin' off my tails!

(Leach does a quick tap dance)

giving Leach the hook!
(you know I'm kidding,Tony. )

 

[Winslow Leach]

giving Leach the hook!
(you know I'm kidding,Tony. )

Yes, Kathy. I know you're just kidding!

 

[theprawncracker]

VOTE FOR BEAU FOR MEMBER WITH THE LARGEST EARS!

*campaigns*

 

[Beauregard]

*sneaks in* *glances around* *sneaks back out*

 

[theprawncracker]

*shoots Beau with glue gun* Ah ha, it seems your in a bit of sticky wicket! Wocka! Wocka!