The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

[theprawncracker]

We're already elsewhere... I could sing. If you really want...

THE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS-- *hit in the face with a watermelon*

 

[Beauregard]

Goodness...I really don't know how that watermellon there just slipped right outta my hand...sorry dad.

 

[anythingmuppet]

*jumps out from behind couch*


SPAGETT!


*looks at Prawnie*
HAAHAH! You got so spooked!

*runs away*

*as he's running* God bless you Tim & Eriiiiiiiiiiiiiccc....

 

[theprawncracker]

That's okay son. A healthy dose of fruit is good for daily living.

 

[The Count]

*Takes watermelon half and stuffs it over Prawn to muffle his off-keyed singing.
*Takes other half and shoves it over Bo's face like a muzzle.

There, that oughta keep you two occupied.
And what's more, out of my hands.
*Looks at hands reddened with melon.
Oh... Are these hands blemished?
Not even the sweetest perfumes of Arabia can clean them again.
Out out darn spot!
And now you can get stubborn spots out with the new MC Soap-in-a-Squirt!

 

[Beauregard]

*muffled* Nife nellons...

 

[Teheheman]

That's gonna be the title sponsor of this award show right? The 4th annual MC Forum Awards Presented by MC Soap in a Squirt. Is anybody working with the Writers Guild to make sure that this is going on? I don't wanna cross a picket line or anything.

Daniel

 

[The Count]

Writers? We don't need any stinkin' writers! Except for the fanfic writers, those we need, and want to have them post updates! Besides, we're just makin' this up as we go along. Right guys?
*Looks at Bo with melon muzzle and Prawn with melon helmet and Nick who's hiding in the barrel with Snowths' ghost.

 

[Beauregard]

*muffled* Now did Nowth nurn into a ghost?

 

[theprawncracker]

*wonders how he became a melon head in a melon thread*